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The Wild Rover Celtic Pub had the best dinner & drinks tonight thanks to Jane & Morgan!! If you haven’t checked them out...
10/10/2026

The Wild Rover Celtic Pub had the best dinner & drinks tonight thanks to Jane & Morgan!! If you haven’t checked them out yet you have to!

We tried the bangers and mash, steak and ale pie, scotch eggs, AND .. an old fashion, tiramisu martini and some beers on tap. They’re having some live music tonight, so stop by!!!

This is whose making all your baked goods btw (2009 version) - ft brown butter sesame slider buns - here’s the recipe🤘🏻I...
09/29/2026

This is whose making all your baked goods btw (2009 version) - ft brown butter sesame slider buns - here’s the recipe🤘🏻

Ingredients

* 6 cups all-purpose flour
* 1½ cups whole milk, slightly warm
* 3 whole eggs
* 1 egg yolk
* 2 tsp yeast
* 2 Tbsp sugar
* 2¼ tsp table salt
* 7½ Tbsp browned butter, cooled but still liquid
* sesame seeds and egg wash for topping (about 1 egg and a splash of cream or water to brush the top)

Directions:
Before you go to bed, you have to put your bread dough to bed. 💤🌙
Cold fermentation helps with flavor. From slow rising in the fridge, the yeast takes their time. You end up with a more flavorful bread in the end.
Also in my opinion, it helps with timing. You get the dough together before bed, the most of the work is done. Just shape and bake the next day.

Night Before

1. Activate the yeast.
Add the warm milk, yeast, and sugar to the bowl of a stand mixer. Stir and let sit for about 5 minutes.

2. Add the eggs.
Add the 3 whole eggs and egg yolk and mix until combined.

3. Add the dry ingredients.
Add the flour and salt. Mix and begin kneading until a shaggy dough forms.

4. Add the brown butter.
With the mixer running, add the cooled brown butter 1 tablespoon at a time, allowing each addition to work into the dough before adding more.

Continue kneading for about 10 minutes, until the dough comes together and is smooth and elastic.

If you don’t have a stand mixer.. I’m so sorry

Anyway

5. First rest.
Leave the dough on the counter for 30 minutes.

Transfer to a large bowl or container and cover tightly. Refrigerate overnight for 8–10 hours to cold ferment.

TRUSSSTT me - cold fermentation is the way

The Next Morning

6. Shape.
Remove the dough from the refrigerator and divide and shape into buns. Arrange them close together in a greased baking dish or pan so they’ll rise and bake into a soft cluster.

You should get about 16 buns - 12 for burger buns OR like 20 ish if you make them smaller dinner rolls.

7. Final rise.
Cover loosely - with plastic wrap so they don’t dry out- and let rise at room temperature for 1–2 hours, or until doubled in size.

Yeah I know it’s a long time, play a game for something idk

8. Egg wash.
Whisk 1 egg with a splash of cream or water. Brush gently over the tops of the buns and sprinkle generously with sesame seeds.

9. Bake.
Bake at 350°F for 20–25 minutes, until the tops are golden brown.

I pictured these as ham & Swiss sliders but you could really do whatever. Mini burgers, buffalo chicken sliders, dinner rolls, uhhhh whatever you want. You have free will, use it.

Enjoyyyyyyy!! 🖤🍔

Yes I did steal the picture from my moms Facebook

09/28/2026

Hear me out guys- what if I want to host a beer/wine & cake decorating class ?!

Like a group of anyone who wants to drink beer/wine and let me teach them vintage piping on little cakes ?! Then you get to eat it?!

How do I go about this and where can I do this?!?! 🎂🍻🍷

Here until 1pm - the market on main in front royal! We still have donuts, salsa, hummus, crackers, cookies, and more! Co...
09/27/2026

Here until 1pm - the market on main in front royal! We still have donuts, salsa, hummus, crackers, cookies, and more! Come out and see us!!

We’re out here this morning at Farm to Market on Main Farmers Market in front royal! Come buy some goodies (please I mad...
09/27/2026

We’re out here this morning at Farm to Market on Main Farmers Market in front royal! Come buy some goodies (please I made so much yet again)

We’re also offering some medicinal lip balms and salves made with locally grown herbs by Missie Sager!! (I call her mom though)

Yes the first picture is me after this insane last two days

Helloooooooo the brownie police called - these are so good it should be illegal .anyway these will be available at the m...
09/26/2026

Helloooooooo the brownie police called - these are so good it should be illegal
.anyway these will be available at the market tomorrow come get one.

9am- 1pm at the market on main in front royal !

We will be popping up at the market this Sunday! With lots of goodies, including fresh (fried that morning) donuts again...
09/23/2026

We will be popping up at the market this Sunday! With lots of goodies, including fresh (fried that morning) donuts again! 🍩 🤗
See you there ~ the farmers market on Main Street front royal Va, at the gazebo ~

09/12/2026

Practiced some vintage piping yesterday ~ I hope all my coworkers are ready to have lots of cake tomorrow for lunch. 🥀🗡️

I had an itch, so naturally on my day off I had to spend the last 8 hours decorating an entire 2 tiered heart shaped fan...
09/11/2026

I had an itch, so naturally on my day off I had to spend the last 8 hours decorating an entire 2 tiered heart shaped fantasy cake. 🎂 🗡️ 🥀

She is red velvet flavored cake layered up with cream cheese buttercream and some surprise layers of our homemade wild berry jam.

Unfortunatelyyyy ..we are still not taking custom cake orders again, yet. For now we are just doing content cakes when time (and space 😭) is available. BUT! We hope to be by the beginning of next year ~ stay tuned!

09/03/2026

Brown butter peach cobbler.. cheesecake cookies. 😛

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Front Royal, VA

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