10/19/2026
We've been made aware that many people may be considering dressing up as B.O.Bs this year, since they're considered the scariest thing ever.
However, we must caution you: if you dress up as a Bag of Bags, please leave your face and mouth clear. If you don't, you're gonna have a bad time.
If you were thinking we were talking about Bob the Builder, Bob the Minion, or B.O.B the rapper behind the hit "Airplanes," you don't follow us closely enough. And those plastic bags, especially a bag of bags, shouldn't go into your blue bin.
These bags become tanglers in equipment and can easily become litter. Instead, most area grocery stores and some not-for-profits accept plastic bags, film, and bubble wrap, then bale them and send them to a company like Trex. Trex then turns them into decking and benches!
Consider yourself warned, and consider us still worried about some of you.