10/05/2026
And now back to our regularly scheduled programming… 😂🐈
Biscuit has officially earned his title of Mouser/Barn Cat. Last week he took down a chipmunk that did NOT go quietly! It bit him behind the ear and somehow managed to break his tail in the process. Biscuit still prevailed. 😭
Today’s victim: this teeny tiny baby shrew. 🥲
Biscuit, buddy… could we PLEASE stop killing all the cute little woodland creatures and redirect this energy toward the mice and rats?? You live on an old farm with a barn. I promise they’re out there. THOSE are the assignment. 😂🐭
We appreciate your dedication to pest control. We just need to work on target selection. 💀
Biscuit: Head of Farm Security. Excellent work ethic. Questionable judgment.