10/09/2026
Reason 25: Billy, you were THIS close.
We just found out you went to Wyrd Meadery in Portland, Oregon, and tried their mead. In our state. Something local, something handmade, something with real heart behind it. And you still haven’t made it to us?
I’m not mad. Okay, I’m a little mad. You had mead in Oregon and somehow still haven’t had pie in Oregon? That’s like going to the Shire and skipping second breakfast entirely. It doesn’t make sense, Billy. Come on. 2 more hours and you would’ve been here. You travel across Middle Earth but stop 2 hours away…