Btchn’ Brownies

05/25/2026

This Memorial Day & every day, we honor and remember the brave men and women who made the ultimate sacrifice.

❤️🤍💙

05/10/2026

Happy Mother’s Day to all the badass women out there doing it all, raising babies, raising standards, raising hell when needed, and still showing up with love every single day. 🤎✨

04/18/2026

Hi, it’s me…
A little late dropping this because the day job has me busy 🙌🏻

BUT… Spring Box PREORDERS are officially OPEN.

We’re bringing back a fan favorite… S’MORES BROWNIE (because it had to make a return) And adding something bold… Espresso Bourbon Brownie - she’s rich, fudgy, and a little extra

🍑 Peach Cobbler Blondie
🍋 Lemon Cookie Blondie
🍫 S’mores Brownie (back by demand)
☕️🥃 Espresso Bourbon Brownie

💐 Spring Box: $35 (assorted brownies & blondies)

🍓 Pop Tarts: $2.50 each
— Brown Sugar Cinnamon
— Strawberry Jam

✨ Preorders open,

https://bakesy.shop/b/bitchin-brownies

🙂

04/05/2026

03/29/2026

Brownie sale!

FULL SIZE
Blueberry - 2
Peanut butter - 2
Lucky mint (thin mint) - 9
Coconut caramel (Samoa) - 6

MINIS
Coconut caramel - 3
Carrot Cake Dream Bar - SOLD
Peanut butter - SOLD

03/29/2026

Homemade poptarts are BACK 🤎✨

It’s been a minute since I’ve made these… and I forgot just how good they are 😍

Brown Sugar Cinnamon 🍂🔥

Flaky, buttery, filled with that warm cinnamon sugar goodness and topped with a sweet glaze.

⚠️ Limited quantity available at the vendor event tomorrow!

03/28/2026

🥕✨Carrot Cake Blondies ✨🥕

Coming to the Spring Market tomorrow 🤍

Soft, buttery blondie loaded with warm cinnamon, real carrots, melty white chocolate, and pockets of baked-in cream cheese 😍

Finished with a sweet drizzle and the cutest little carrot on top 🥕

Limited batches this weekend—come grab one before they’re gone! 💛

03/22/2026

🌸 SPRING BLONDIE FLAVOR BATTLE 🌸

Round 2 👀👇

Which one are you grabbing?!

🥕 Carrot Cake Blondie (spiced + cozy + cream cheese vibes)

🍑 Peach Cobbler Blondie (buttery + juicy + cinnamon crumble)

Don’t overthink it… just pick your winner ⬇️

03/18/2026

Dessert Debate 🗣️

Brownies > Cake

AGREE OR DISAGREE?!

& if not brownies or cake, what’s your fave dessert?!

Comment below and defend your dessert honor!

03/16/2026

The March brownie lineup has been one of my favorites. 🍫✨

Layers, swirls, crunchy bits, gooey middles… all the good stuff.

Two of the flavors even feature Girl Scout cookies which made them extra fun to create. 🍪

Also a big thank you to everyone who has already ordered this month, your support truly means so much to my little baking business. 🤎

I’ll be closing March brownie box orders on the 23rd, So I can start prepping everything for the spring market on the 29th. I can’t wait !