Wooden Spoon Cookies & Bake Shoppe

09/13/2020

I ❤️ weddings 💍💒👰

12/23/2018

Christmas baking finished!

12/08/2018

Christmas baking started today!

06/22/2018

06/03/2018

My son #2 graduated today ❤️

12/17/2017

Just a reminder 🤣

The Rules of Christmas Cookies:

1. If you eat a Christmas cookie fresh out of the oven, it has no calories because everyone knows that the first cookie is the test and thus calorie free.

2. If you drink a diet soda after eating your second cookie, it also has no calories because the diet soda cancels out the cookie calories.

3. If a friend comes over while you’re making your Christmas cookies and needs to sample, you must sample with your friend. Because your friend’s first cookie is calorie free, (Rule #1) yours is also. It would be rude to let your friend sample alone and, being the friend that you are, that makes your cookie calorie free.

4. Any cookie calories consumed while walking around will fall to your feet and eventually fall off as you move. This is due to gravity and the density of the caloric mass.

5. Any calories consumed during the frosting of the Christmas cookies will be used up because it takes many calories to lick excess frosting from a knife without cutting your tongue.

6. Cookies colored red or green have very few calories. Red ones have three and green ones have five – one calorie for each letter. Make more red ones!

7. Cookies eaten while watching “Miracle on 34th Street ” have no calories because they are part of the entertainment package and not part of one’s personal fuel.

8. As always, cookie pieces contain no calories because the process of breaking causes calorie leakage.

9. Any cookies consumed from someone else’s plate have no calories since the calories rightfully belong to the other person and will cling to their plate. We all know how calories like to CLING!

10. Any cookies consumed while feeling stressed have no calories because cookies used for medicinal purposes NEVER have calories. It’s a rule!

12/09/2017

Still have some goodies!

11/27/2017

On 9/19/17, 6 yr old Caleb was struck by a semi, sustaining several life threatening injuries to his head, pelvis & legs. This page shares his story.

11/01/2017

Starting today, November 1st, and running the entire month of November. I will be donating 10% of all my Farmers Market of Grapevine sales to Caleb's fund. This includes Wooden Spoon items as well as Crochet by Sarah items. Thank you for your support!

10/17/2017

My sweet nephew got his ventilator removed today! Read his story at
www.pray4caleb.com

09/24/2017

Here is where my time, energy, thoughts, and prayers have been this week...
www.pray4caleb.com

On 9/19/17, 6 yr old Caleb was struck by a semi, sustaining several life threatening injuries to his head, pelvis & legs. This page shares his story.