06/10/2026
BREAKING NEWS 🚨
Researchers have confirmed what we suspected all along:
People who buy cinnamon rolls, cake slices, and fancy little coffee drinks from charming small bakeries are, in fact, more attractive, more interesting, and significantly more fun to be around.
We don’t make the rules. We just bake the evidence. 🤷♀️😜🧑🍳🍰
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