I'm Feeling Fat and Sassy

03/11/2026

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02/24/2024

I am hiring Billy Bob because him and I go back in the day. We were locker neighbors and I can vouch for Billy’s character 👨‍💻

02/23/2024

Dear I'm Feeling Fat and Sassy,

Thank-you for your interest in the: FGT Duck position in Duck & Co.. We have reviewed and have given careful consideration to your application.

For starters, we would like to appologize for our delayed response; The ducks found your e-mail in the junk folder. The decision was a hard one, but like my boy Randy Jackson said, “it’s a no from me dawg.” Please reapply again in the future as we are in need of talented people like you.

Sincerely,

The Duck(s)

02/08/2024

Go support my friend Mitchell Mathews
He’s trying to raise the most this year. Currently #1 in Top Individuals and #1 in Top Teams category

Help me create a more inclusive community for people with intellectual and developmental disabilities by supporting Best Buddies

11/16/2023

Hey yall! If you’re in the giving spirit this season:

Support Mitchel Mathew’s quest to help special needs kids get the support they need in South Carolina.

Help me create a more inclusive community for people with intellectual and developmental disabilities by supporting Best Buddies

04/27/2023

02/27/2023

I trust a airplane more than I trust a helicopter

02/27/2023

No, I will not google it

11/30/2021

Everyone Vote for best mascot

Minor League Baseball
Kane county Cougars

https://aabaseball.com/american-association-fan-choice-awards/best-mascot/

08/22/2021

Don’t ghost your homework kids