Bad Cholesterol Bakery

Bad Cholesterol Bakery serving French-inspired patisserie and more at a reasonable price. Visit badcholesterolbakery.com for more information.

We did a thing. We bought a bar.It’s in Red Hook. It’s got a backyard. The ceiling is zebra-print (for now?). And we’re ...
07/15/2025

We did a thing. We bought a bar.

It’s in Red Hook. It’s got a backyard. The ceiling is zebra-print (for now?). And we’re calling it Third Time’s the Charm.

This is ’s first brick and mortar: a bar and restaurant where you can tuck in, drink wine by the carafe, eat sourdough pizza, and maybe share a fried Bloomin’-style onion. And we’re so happy to do it in Red Hook.

To help us open it, we just launched a new .co campaign. Contribute and get 120% back in credits that don’t expire to use at Charm or on anything else we offer: delivery, catering, private events, merch.

If you backed our first campaign in 2023 (thank you: we would literally not be here without you), your credits are still good. (But you can top up and help get this next thing off the ground).

For the true sickos (we love you), contribute $500 or more and join our “LDL League” (pronounced “little”), which comes with:

A seat at our pre-opening friends & family dinner

Your name on the bar (etched in actual wood or brass or something equally nice)

Behind-the-scenes updates as we open the place

Want to see what you’re signing up for? Come by the space while we’re fixing it up: 275 Van Brunt St, Red Hook. We’ll give you a tour if you pretend not to notice the fridge in the middle of the dining room.

Click the link in bio to learn more and contribute.

Summer party season is smokin’.
05/27/2025

Summer party season is smokin’.

Pizza for your next party, made-to-order on site? Sounds good to us.For more information, DM, or email us: support at ba...
05/20/2025

Pizza for your next party, made-to-order on site? Sounds good to us.

For more information, DM, or email us: support at badcholesterolbakery dot com.

Feat. & , with special guest appearances from & .bananao.

Thanks to everyone who came out to Pizza at the Pier with  - we had a blast.
05/19/2025

Thanks to everyone who came out to Pizza at the Pier with - we had a blast.

We’re thrilled to be joining some A+++ pizzaiolos at   next Sunday, 5/18 🍕🎉 We’ll be firing fresh slices of our Spicy Ma...
05/08/2025

We’re thrilled to be joining some A+++ pizzaiolos at next Sunday, 5/18 🍕🎉 We’ll be firing fresh slices of our Spicy Marg from 12-1:30 p.m. Indulge in unlimited slices, music, prizes, drinks, & more at Fornino Pier 6 (Brooklyn Bridge Park). Get your tickets now at the link in the bio🎫

DYK? If you’re visiting  Cobble Hill with a large group, you can preorder some pizzas. No prepayment required. Choose an...
03/03/2025

DYK? If you’re visiting Cobble Hill with a large group, you can preorder some pizzas. No prepayment required.

Choose any flavors and as many pizzas as you want. And we’ll course them out at your preferred time.

Email support at badcholesterolbakery dot com or DM us for more information.

We turned 1 last month. I didn’t post anything because I stopped counting birthdays, but there are countless people to t...
02/05/2025

We turned 1 last month.

I didn’t post anything because I stopped counting birthdays, but there are countless people to thank. Here are some.

The best team members past and present, - our ride or die CDC par excellence - & JULIA (sans IG), who have made a truly ridiculous business model work with professionalism and poise. Turns out the cooks don’t usually deliver the orders, but no one told me. (s/o shadow GM .bananao, my fam, and , social media manager extraordinaire.)

Our partners at , who took a chance on us, and for getting in on the fun. (s/o to .co for helping us get open, for working with us at all, and & for giving us our first job.)

And thank you to everyone who ever bought a pizza, went to a pop up, let us cater their wedding, said a nice thing to us — any little bit of support.

Thank you.

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Starting tomorrow (February 1), we’ll be open more! New hours: Monday-Friday, 5-9 p.m.; Saturday-Sunday, 12-8 p.m.      ...
01/31/2025

Starting tomorrow (February 1), we’ll be open more! New hours: Monday-Friday, 5-9 p.m.; Saturday-Sunday, 12-8 p.m.

We’re great wedding guests. Just ask our clients. Get the catering you *really* want for your wedding. Contact us for mo...
01/24/2025

We’re great wedding guests. Just ask our clients. Get the catering you *really* want for your wedding. Contact us for more information.

Our jobs are ok. 🍕 by   📸 by
01/21/2025

Our jobs are ok. 🍕 by 📸 by

New Class Alert: You can now book one-on-one instruction with our team. We’ll be hosting private pizza classes most Thur...
01/06/2025

New Class Alert: You can now book one-on-one instruction with our team.

We’ll be hosting private pizza classes most Thursdays this year in *our kitchen*. You’ll learn how to make our sourdough pizzas from beginning to end—from how to create a starter to firing your own pizza in our ovens.

You’ll literally help us prepare for service. We should probably pay you. This is a terrible business strategy.

Uh, anyway: Classes are capped at 4 people, and include a pizza feast for dinner. Our first class is January 23, from 6-9 p.m. We hope you’ll visit us. Grab tickets at the link in bio.

For a limited time, send an e-gift card to a friend or loved one this holiday season, and we’ll send you a $25 gift card...
12/23/2024

For a limited time, send an e-gift card to a friend or loved one this holiday season, and we’ll send you a $25 gift card for yourself. That’s it! Link in bio to purchase.

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