05/28/2026
š I got 99 problems but a berry aināt one.
Spent today hunting and gathering supplies⦠tomorrow we JAM. šµ
No berries are not my problem but you know what is - freaking lemons
Freaking fracking x@$&7$& GRRRā¼ļø š¤¦š»āāļø.
Why is it I didnāt remember them until Iām sitting down telling yāall how awesome my hunting and gathering skills were.
Yes, Lord, be humble, got it.
Arenāt yāall glad you get see how my brain functions in real time. I blame all the recipes rolling around in here, but itās probably a mix of song lyrics and phone numbers from the 90s that I donāt need anymore too.
Anywho, let me go make dinner and rest this brain, and stop typing before someone takes my phone way. Better yet, please come get this thing. Take it. Take it away.
Canāt wait to share pretty bright pink/red jars of jam tomorrow š
Miss ya! Love ya!
Talk soon!
Bye!!
Oh and if you see me running šš»āāļøthrough Foodlion tomorrow morning buying up all the dang gone stinking lemons - no you didnāt. š¤«