06/05/2026
⚡️‼️ PUBLIC APOLOGY ‼️⚡️
We wanted to take a moment to acknowledge the fact that some of you have had to refinance your mortgage in order to afford your morning coffee.
That’s not okay & we’re so sorry.
Somewhere along the line, coffee prices around the globe lost the plot.
Tiny beans, massive egos.
So we’ve decided to continue to absorb the cost of rising coffee beans & keep our prices the same because caffeinating yourself should still be affordable, even in a collapsing economy.
Same beans.
Same quality.
Same prices.
Just (hopefully) less financial trauma before 10am.
Sincerely,
Your Local Caffeine Dealer 🫶🏽⚡️