The Morning Riot

10/17/2026

What's everybody doing this weekend?

Where should we be? What should we do?

(What you should do 👉 Morningriot.com)

10/15/2026

Which fresh pastry would YOU smash today?

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10/08/2026

SUPER PUMPED for these wonderful humans to open Saturday 🎉🎉🎉

We've worked with Rooster Joe for 5+ years now and they'll be offering a variety of bagels, pastries and sandwiches on our sourdough at their second location in Versailles.

Do yourself a favor and roll this into your weekend plans 😉

10/07/2026

THE DAMNED HAS BEEN DEFEATED. 🔥

Nathan Figueroa is officially the FIRST to conquer the Breakfast of the Damned. Someone get this man a trophy. And a couch.

Congratulations, Nathan—you’ve earned permanent bragging rights.

Who’s next? 🍳💀

In the third episode of the series, I’m in Bellefontaine, Ohio, at ...

09/29/2026

𝗧𝗨𝗘𝗦𝗗𝗔𝗬 𝗣𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗥𝗬 𝗖𝗢𝗨𝗡𝗧𝗗𝗢𝗪𝗡 🥐

A couple blueberry galettes. A handful of chocolate croissants and cinnamon rolls. Fewer than a dozen savory stuffed croissants.

That’s what’s left, and it’s going fast. The large pastry boxes are already sold out for today 🤯, so get online and reserve your favorites now.

Need enough pastries to make the whole office like you? Order ahead through our Catering & Events menu to guarantee your large order✨️

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09/26/2026

🥯 FREE BAGEL BOX 🥯

Bellefontaine, your office breakfast has been sad for too long. We’re fixing it.

Through October, spend $100+ on catering and get a FREE Bagel Box: a dozen sliced bagels with cream cheese and butter. That’s $35 of carbs on us.

🔥 Bagels that make the meeting look like an excuse
🔥 Croissants that could start office politics
🔥 A giant box of hot coffee for everyone, including whoever scheduled the meeting 😜
🔥 Baked that morning and delivered within 10 miles

Order at least 3 days ahead. Add the Bagel Box to your $100+ catering order and use code FREEBAGELBOX at checkout.

👉 https://www.toasttab.com/catering/rise-doughjo-130-south-main-street

Tag the person at work who orders breakfast. If nobody does, tag the person who should.

09/26/2026

Your Saturday plans just got flakier.

Apple Pie poptarts are in the case today, alongside blueberry galettes, cheese danishes, chocolate croissants, and those filthy-good bacon-cheddar-candied-jalapeño croissants.

See ya soon 🫶

09/23/2026

𝗛𝗔𝗜𝗟 𝗖𝗔𝗘𝗦𝗔𝗥 is on today, and I need you to
TRY. THIS. CHICKEN.
It’s seasoned, crispy, and honestly bomb.

Living lettuce tossed in Caesar aioli, shaved parmesan, all piled onto a freshly baked garlic & herb bagel.
Go get one 👉 morningriot.com

09/22/2026

FRESH-BAKED.
EVERY DAMN MORNING.
STARTING NOW.

Our wholesale and restaurant business grew while our tiny kitchen & crew stayed tiny, so we rebuilt our entire baking schedule to keep the restaurant stocked with the good stuff—fresh from our ovens, Tuesday through Sunday.

🥯 Bagels, galettes + poptarts out early
🥐 Croissants out around 10
🍞 Sourdough every Saturday

‼️LIMITED DAILY AVAILABILITY‼️
We only bake a set amount each day, and when it’s gone, it’s gone.

Want dibs? Order ahead at morningriot.com

09/19/2026

Hannah & Bloody Hell Jenny are posted up on Brewfontaine’s back patio, slinging our ridiculous 50-ingredient chili until 6. 🌶️

The heirloom tomatoes, peppers AND beans? We grew that s**t ourselves.

Come get a bowl.