Baked Ugly

06/14/2025

🌪️ Today’s Forecast: 100% Chance of Cookie Mayhem 🍪

It’s drop day, cookie crew — and the porch is getting wild from 4–8PM!

✨ New this time:
COOKIE SAMPLER PACKS — all 3 flavors in one glorious, snack-sized box:
🍫 Millionaire Cookies
💁‍♂️ Gruncle’s Snickerdoodles
🎪 Party Animals

🍞 Plus: Honey Oat Bread is back and looking like a warm, buttery hug.

📍 Porch pop-up in Cross Creek — DM for the exact address
💸 Self-serve setup (cash or mobile payment)
🚗 Delivery available if you’re stuck inside or avoiding the chaos
🎁 Samples are out front. Resistance is mostly futile.

⚠️ And yep — we’re open rain or shine. It’s Florida. We adapt. Cookies don’t melt. We’ve got you.

06/11/2025

🍪 Ugly? Yeah. Delicious? Absolutely. 🍞

Baked Ugly is bringing the flavor chaos back to Cross Creek this weekend — and you’re gonna want to get in on this.

Fresh bakes. Free samples. And zero concern for conventional cookie beauty standards.

📍 Porch stand in Cross Creek 4pm-8pm (DM for the exact spot)
🚗 Delivery available
📝 Preorders open now through June 12 — don’t sleep on it.

🔥 The Weekend’s Menu:
🍫 Millionaire Cookies – M&M chocco chip magic. Loud, messy, irresistible.
💁‍♂️ Gruncle’s Snickerdoodles – cinnamon-sugar chaos from someone’s eccentric uncle.
🎪 Party Animals – Funfetti + iced animal crackers = maximum snack drama.
🍞 Honey Oat Bread – wholesome, golden, and ready to be slathered in butter.

🎁 Free samples — because yes, I do want you hooked.
💬 Slide into the DMs to preorder or snag the address.

Thanks for loving the misfit bakes and showing up for the flavor chaos 💛

05/16/2025

Hey cookie crew — last call!
We’re winding down our porch pick-up sale, but there are still a few bags of both flavors left… and yep, FREE cookie samples are still out! 🤤🍪

DM or comment for address. Live in Cross Creek? We’ll even deliver —just shoot us a quick message! 🚗💨

If you missed today, don’t sweat it—just don’t miss the extra special cookie drop coming in 2 weeks.
Follow us here and on Instagram to stay in the loop!

And if you’ve got a dad, grad, or just need a treat for yourself, we’re also taking custom orders between drops. Hit us up anytime!

05/16/2025

UPDATE:

Baked Ugly Update!
Hey hey, friends! I’m running fashionably late this afternoon — turns out making things ridiculously fresh takes a bit longer (especially when mini M&Ms keep jumping ship off the chocolate chip cookies… drama).
The ovens are working overtime, the kitchen smells like sweet chaos, and I promise it’ll be worth the wait. Baked Ugly will be open soon with all the messy, magical goodness you love — stay tuned! 🍪💕

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It’s cookie chaos day at Baked Ugly!

Today’s lineup of lovable misfits:
🍪Snickerdoodles – soft, crinkly, and cinnamon-kissed
🍪Mini M&M Chocolate Chip – colorful, messy, and dangerously good

Didn’t preorder? No stress — we’ve got extras out from 4–8PM. First come, first fed. Pay with Cash, Venmo, CashApp, or Zelle. DM if you need the porch pickup info!

Thanks for embracing the perfectly imperfect.
— Baked Ugly

04/06/2025