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30/12/2017

Stop removing her clothes when u know u are '2 mins man',let her just shift her pants one side for u...Don't make her go true stress of wearing back all her clothes after 2 mins.....That nonsense must end this 2017.....๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

20/12/2017

In case
You don't
See me around
Or on line
Just ngenzeeee ku baby shower yaaaa YESU.
Inform the restโ˜โ˜
Siriiwo ngenze Jerusalem ๐Ÿšถโ€โ™€๐Ÿšถโ€โ™€๐Ÿšถโ€โ™€

30/03/2017

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚. Fat girls are always shy to hang their panties outside because it looks like *raincoat*๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜.

22/03/2017

When your wife is on the phone alerting her boyfriend that you're around...

"I'm fine man of God, The Angels are around and are protecting us." ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

Ladies๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

13/03/2017

Please help me pray 4 my neighbor's son. We are on our way 2 d hospital now. he swallowed Memory Card (8G) & he is singing all d songs on it. We don't know what will happen when he gets to d videos folder coz its full of war films and blue movies Don't laugh ๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†

09/03/2017

I will fight for her the way barca fought for glory..
I will defend her the way Dortmund defended their post...
I will flog her enemies, the way Bayern flogged arsenal..
I will win her hrt the way Chelsea is winning EPL.
And my love will be as conSIXtent as man utd in 6th position
I will buy her lots of jewelries the way madrid has won alot of ucl trophies
That is called true love.๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

05/03/2017

A rat swallowed a diamond and the owner of the diamond contracted a man to kill the rat.
When the man arrived to kill the rat they were more than a thousand rats bunched up and one sitting by itself away from the pack.
He killed the one by itself and that was the exact one that had swallowed the diamond.
The amazed owner of the diamond asked: How did you know it was that rat?
He responded: Very easy.... When Africans get rich they start boosting ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

05/03/2017

(y) Johnny was trying to avoid paying doctor's fee after an Eyes operation.
So he says, "doctor, I still can't see"
The doctor then asks a sexy young and beautiful nurse to
undress in front of him.
The Doctor Asks Johnny if he was seeing Anything..
Johnny answers : "I can't see!"
Doctor tells nurse to open her legs and show her Private Part.
Again Johnny says : "doctor I can't see still."
The doctor answered : "You are stupid, if you can't see, HOW COME YOU ARE HAVING AN ER****ON? , Nurse prepare his bill please๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

03/03/2017

*Similarity between a man and a rat*
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿค“
*They are both always looking for new holes to enter*
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜œ

02/03/2017

*A town planner was asked ''What do u think is wrongly designed on a woman's body?'' He answered, ''I think the entertainment centre is too close to the sewage system*''. ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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