28/06/2026
Expressions of Interest
We’re thinking about adding another legend to the team at Thyme 2 Ryes.
Notice we said legend.
If you’re the type who:
🥐 Turns up on time (every time).
🥐 Can cope with an early start without behaving like a zombie.
🥐 Doesn’t disappear halfway through a shift because your mate gave you a better offer.
🥐 Knows that “working hard” isn’t a personality disorder.
🥐 Can laugh, muck in, and genuinely give a damn.
🥐 Doesn't get Mondayitis, Fridayitis, or Can't-be-bothered-itis
🥐 Isn't allergic to hard work and doesn’t create more problems than they solve.
…we’d love to hear from you.
If your CV reads like a world tour of jobs you lasted three weeks in, or “reliable” is something other people are, this one probably isn’t for you.
No position is available just yet, but it'll be part time when we do create one....at the moment, we’re simply putting the feelers out and building a list of good humans for when the time comes.
Drop us an email at [email protected] with a bit about yourself, your experience, and why you’d be a good fit. Please, pretty please, for our sanity, don’t send us the “I’m a great team player with excellent communication skills” generic muck.
No fluff. No AI-written essays (I have dibs on that!). Just be real.
Bonus points if you know the difference between “I’ve finished my jobs” and “I’ve finished because someone else will do the rest.” 🥐☕
