15/01/2024
UPDATE a more informed person (thanks Bella!) tells me this is a scam going round. There was a link apparently which I was too huffy to click on. Huffiness rules!
Therefore more details on Loretta (my Last Goat) and her dietary requirements.
SPOILER: gingernuts acceptable but Weetbix going down in popularity.
I have been informed, apparently by Facebook, that this page has transgressed in some secret way they seem unprepared to tell me. They said they are therefore going to delete it.
So this may be goodbye.
All things come to their ends.
Goodbye from staff and from Loretta.
It's time for me to prepare her 2 gingerbiscuits crumbled over goat nuts and presented alongside but not mixed with (ideally) brown rice and wheat. There may not be enough brown rice left, but staff hopes dry pasta will suffice.