10/03/2023
10 RANDOM CHARACTERS CLIENTS EXIBIT BUT NEED TO STOP
10.
Client: Hi I need a small cake.
Okay your fee is 8,000 Naira, delivery fee to your location is N500
Client: No ooo, I cannot pay 8k for a cake and still pay 500naira for delivery again o.
( These are the ones that does not have a single conscious for Bakers)
9.
Client: I need a small cake
Okay, smallest cake is 7k size 7 size single layer
Client: Can't you do the one of 4k for me? I just needed a small cake for a kid birthday I don't even need much Icing.
This is my first time, do it for me I'll still bring more customers o
( When you see their likes run oo, those are the type that will have big events and will not call you)
8.
Hi.... Hello....Hey
Good evening, this is Kyle how are you doing today?
Client: Fine...
(Many hours later...)
Client: Hi
Vndor: evening, Do you need a cake?
Client: Yes.
( That's how they'll remain silent without saying a single word about what they actually came for )
7.
Client: I need a cake
Vendor: Alright, lowest is 8k
Client: Ah please let me pay 6500
Vendor: okay, I'm only giving you as first timer o
(Awhile after)
Client: I need cake
Vendor: least cake is 8k
Client: Ah please do it for me for that 6500 now π«
(These people constantly remind us why it's bad to give discount below your charges )
6.
Client: I need a cake?
Okay, Buttercream 8k Fondant 17k
Client: please give Me discount, you know I'm your fan let me pay 6,500
Vendor: Hmm, Okay I'll do it for you but I sold it for 8k ooo
(Client post picture on their wall)
Client friend: Hey oremi, who make this cake for you? How much ?
Client: 6500
(The bad client that spoil business for vendors because we're too kind to them.)
5.
Client: I need a cake
Vendor: Alright, 8k Buttercream, when do you need it ?
Client: next week, I'll deposit 3k now when you deliver I'll balance up.
Vendor: No ooo, at least I charge 80% deposit on every orders
Client: Ah no oo, I've had issues like this in the past, How can I trust you with my money?
(Oh you don't trust us, nah me make i con trust you ? )π
4.
Client: I need a budget friendly cake
Vendor: Alright, 7k Buttercream
Client: Alright, please I want whipped cream, chocolate and red velvet or strawberry flavour with happy birthday topper and sweets, its for a girl
(These are the ones who are sent to ruin your store)
3.
Client: Hi, I need a cake.
Alright, Buttercream or Fondant?
Client: Buttercream, how much ?
Vendor: 8,000 Naira size 7 2 layers.
Client: okay, I will be needinhmg it very soon, I'll let you know before then to make payment.
(11hrs to the day)
Client: Hi please send your account details, can I get it tomorrow morning ?
(The people in this categories have a special award, they don't care about you or howyou perform yourmagic, they only want their cake at their convenient time.
2.
Client: Hi I want to train under you
Baker: Alright, 6 weeks training is 60k both pastries, cakes and decorations
Client: How many years? Because I can't be paying a whole 60k to learn for weeks
(These are the people who do not value baking, or even respect what we do, they downgrade us and see our job as mere baking)
1.
Client: I need a cake
vendor: Alright, least cake is 8k ( Buttercream )
Client: Okay, i need it tomorrow please start working on it I'll pay when you deliver
(You see this people? They're bad people. Do not ever yield to their sweet mouth, you'll be disappointed)
Β© Kyle Baker
Kyle Baker