Sarah's Boutique Candles

29/01/2026

Sharing some short stories on Substack, cos what else am I going to do with them really? Anyway, read them if you want to ❤️ the murder one is my first. Lots of very bad words ok?
Watchitbyrne.substack.com

03/01/2026

What rhymes with 'can't reado'.

31/12/2025

Made for a spooky friends birthday this year. Mostly made from cotton, but the knife blade is stitched with silk thread for an extra shiny effect. anyway happy new year everyone I hope it gets better from here.

10/05/2025

Finished editing today, so now I'm finishing off some more stuff, like a bottle of Pinot and a good book.

04/05/2025

Meet Homeless Jim.
He’s angry. He’s petty. He's self-important. He’s a goat.
And he’s the emotionally stunted villain of a storybook for adults who are way past their breaking point.

Coming soon. (Like in a couple of weeks, be patient.)

One goat. No growth. Zero accountability.
If you know someone (or are someone) who has ever blamed... well, literally ANYONE else, for their problems, this book might be for you.

01/05/2025

Whatever will he get up to next?I've been working hard in the hot sun bringing this rotten goat to life. I'll have a lovely storybook out soon full of his adventures, and I hope you'll all hate him as much as I do. **ed

30/04/2025

Years ago, I wrote the story of this as***le goat and his friend One-Arm Tom the scarecrow. It's pretty much ready to read, and now bringing it to life with illustrations is a lot of fun. It's just for grownups, full of bad words and aggression, just like real life, and I hope it will make people laugh.

05/12/2024

Looks innocent, doesn't it? Well, this is where a troll lives. Be smarter.

09/12/2020

The last date for posting packages to ensure delivery before Christmas has changed to the 14th. PM to order your Christmas candles and melts and your Harry Potter candles, all just €5 each at the moment. They make perfect stocking fillers. 🎄🎁🎄💙💚💛❤

Delays of up to a week have forced An Post to bring forward latest dates for posting in advance of Christmas for e-commerce retailers.

06/12/2020

Wax melt snap packs, just snap off a square or two, pop into your burner or wax warmer, light a tea-light underneath and... voila! Your home smells like Christmas! Wax melt packs are €5 each. PM to order, payment accepted through revolut, PayPal, or bank transfer
Frankincense and Myrrh is a clean, light scent, and Bayberry is fruity, woodsy, full bodied and sweet.

05/12/2020

Wax melt snap packs, just snap off a square or two, pop into your burner or wax warmer, light a tea-light underneath and... voila! Your home smells like Christmas! Wax melt packs are €5 each.
Apple Cinnamon and Cinnamon Sticks are delightfully warming fragrances.

04/12/2020

Wax melt snap packs, just snap off a square or two, pop into your burner or wax warmer, light a tea-light underneath and... voila! Your home smells like Christmas! Wax melt packs are €5 each, made from soy wax. The scent lasts for hours with each cube.