05/08/2023
Ok...brace yourselves, the school summer holidays are here, the rain is non stop and it's time for the ultimate mum challenge! It's time to unleash your inner circus ringmaster because the kids are off, and we're juggling like pros! 🎪🤹♀️🤸
(I realise we're in full swing now but some of us swannied off for the first few weeks on holiday (ahem) so go with it...)
So, here's the plan for an epic summer survival:
1. Say hello to your new identity - The Flexible Powerhouse! We'll make our own schedules and show time who's boss. Whether it's balancing work during ice cream breaks or doing cartwheels while on a call, we got this!
2. Who needs the beauty that is (😭) when we can create our very own "Summer Break Office"? Think the tiny space next to all the toys on the floor, or the cupboard where you can hide with a phone. It's a mumpreneur's dream come true!
3. Toddler Takeover: You know what they say, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em! Let's include our mini co-workers by making them feel like the bosses. They may not understand spreadsheets, but they're experts at bossing us around! Go on...I dare you, let them loose on your Mac - hopefully you've got insurance 😅
4. Mum Squad Unite: We're not in this alone! Rally your fellow mum friends, and together we'll conquer the summer break madness. Trading playdates and hilarious mum memes are a must!
5. "Mum Time" Olympics: When the day's work is done, it's "Mum Time" Olympics! Events include "Fastest Bead Necklace Untangler" "Chaos Cleanup Marathon," and "Snack Preparation Sprint." Let's see who takes home the gold!
Remember, amidst the whirlwind of summer fun, don't forget to treat yourself! Sneak in an extra long break on the toilet on your phone, cry into your ice cream and maybe, just maybe try not to feel guilty about EVERYTHING!!!
Oh and don't forget to catch up on And Just Like That whole ignoring the mess from the chaos that was your day.
I'll drink to that 🍷