01/10/2026
OCTOBER HAS ENTERED THE CHAT.
And it’s brought butter. A lot of butter.
The new pastry line-up is here and we’ve gone full autumn — brown butter, hazelnuts, pecans, quince, cobnuts, golden raisins, caramel, dark chocolate and sticky things that require several napkins.
Here’s what we’ve been up to:
KUMQUAT & DARK CHOCOLATE
Orange-striped cross-laminated pastry with a baked dark chocolate tart centre and our house-made kumquat marmalade. Dark, sharp, buttery and just bitter enough.
POACHED PEAR TEARDROP
Vanilla-poached pear baked with brown butter & hazelnut frangipane. One of those combinations that really doesn’t need us messing around with it too much.
PAIN AUX RAISINS
Yes. Pain aux raisins.
But ours has almond frangipane, marmalade, golden raisins soaked in vanilla syrup and crème pâtissière. Because apparently making a normal one was never really an option.
PECAN TART
Caramel crémeux, loads of pecans and Maldon sea salt. Small tart. Very little self-control required.
QUINCE & COBNUT TART
Quince, Kentish cobnuts and bay. About as October-in-Kent as we could make something without putting leaves on it.
And then there’s…
THE MALT LOAF.
Or, more accurately, the individual malt loaf.
Each one dark, ridiculously sticky, squidgy and gloriously Doreen-esque, topped with a massive swoop of whipped buttercream and Maldon sea salt.
No lamination. No fancy French name. No delicate little garnish balanced on top.
Just your own personal sticky malt loaf with far too much butter.
99/10 with a cup of coffee.
And because some things cause a small uprising when we remove them, the Coconut Macaroon and Date & Ginger Monkey Bread are staying put.
Cinnamon Buns, Cookies, Croissants and Pain au Chocolat are all still here too.
Everything made from scratch, as always, in our little bakery in Tunbridge Wells.
October’s on the counter now.
Come and work your way through it.