19/06/2025
Dear Sedgefield neighbours and fellow wildlife advocates,
Thank you for holding us to the highest standard—your passion for animal welfare is exactly why we want to be perfectly transparent about our recent “blue-light baton” briefings at the Bakery.
Over the past few months, what began as a tiny troop of late-year stragglers has blossomed into at least two vervet clans (one we actually counted at 23 spirited individuals). Their acrobatics are fun to watch—until they make off with a daily dose of hamburger buns and hot-dog rolls faster than you can say “banana.” Polite shooing only turned into staff-versus-primate gymnastics, so we introduced our theatrical deterrent:
• The “Shock Baton” is purely a show. A crackle, a flicker of electric blue—and voilà, an impromptu monkey dispersal. We never touch an animal, and it’s never intended to make contact.
• No stones and no harm, as far as we’re aware. While stone throwing in their general direction was an early deterrent, it never works they are tenacious creatures.
• Food safety and staff well-being. As a commercial bakery, we simply cannot allow wildlife into our ovens or prep areas—for hygiene, Legal liability, and everyone’s peace of mind. Nearly half our team is too nervous to approach those clever bandits up close.
• Habitat changes and human feeding. We recognise that tree-clearing behind us and generous neighbours tossing scraps have taught these monkeys where to find an easy meal. If we don’t help them learn a healthy respect for human spaces, minor skirmishes risk escalating—possibly leading to far grimmer outcomes none of us want.
• A humane future. We’re eager to explore new ways to deter these animals and steer them, safely away from our bakehouse door. Your ideas and expertise are crucial.
To the best of our knowledge, no monkey has ever been harmed by our baton, they very fast and never come close to it. If you believe you’ve seen otherwise—if any primate appears injured, distressed, or you have direct evidence—please bring it to our attention immediately. We’ll investigate thoroughly and adjust our approach to ensure every member of our local ecosystem remains safe and sound.
Thank you for your understanding, your vigilance, and your commitment to finding a kinder solution. Together, we can keep the buns on our shelves—and these clever critters swinging happily in the trees.
Warmly,
The Sedge Bakery Team