10/06/2026
🎂 CAKE 🎂
"I'll Just Make a Lotus Flower" 🌸🙃
Chocolate sponge.
White chocolate buttercream.
One lotus flower.
Simple, right?
Wrong.
You know when you see a cake and think, "Oh that's pretty"?
What you don't see is the hours spent staring at individual petals, trying to work out how a flower actually flowers.
This cake contains:
🌸 Chocolate sponge
🌸 White chocolate buttercream
🌸 One lotus flower
☕ Several cups of coffee
🤬 A concerning amount of swearing
😭 At least a few tears
The brief was simple enough. The reality was me repeatedly asking, "How hard can a flower be?"
The flower's response was essentially: hold my beer.
There was reshaping.
There was reattaching.
There was waiting for petals to dry.
There was me convincing myself I hadn't completely ruined it.
And that's the funny thing about cake decorating. People see the finished cake. They see the flower.
They don't see the negotiations, the emotional rollercoaster, or the moment you seriously consider replacing the entire thing with a nice, sensible buttercream swirl.
But eventually, after all the drama, she came together.
Was it worth it?
Absolutely.
Would I like to discuss how long it took?
Absolutely not.
🌸✨