Tough Mary's Bakehouse

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Tough Mary's Bakehouse Sourdough bakery and patisserie Small independent bakery and cafe in Nottingham selling sourdough bread, pastries, cakes, tea, coffee and more.

Everything baked fresh every day.

NOTES ON STAFF (1/?- we have a lot of staff) - infrequently asked questions🫡💕Answers 1- Tom would like a coffee, stupid ...
08/10/2026

NOTES ON STAFF (1/?- we have a lot of staff) - infrequently asked questions🫡💕

Answers
1- Tom would like a coffee, stupid question.
2- No, that’s Beth- mother of sandwiches, soup magician.
3- Only on a Monday.
4- I say it all the time. Shut up, it’s not that weird.
5- There’s a good chance!
6- No, but in a way Ann is everyone’s mother - like Mary or God.
7- She works here JEEZ let a woman eat!
8- Who’s Mary… never heard of her?

I mean the fig speaks for itself, clearly!! Oh we have fun here- especially when we’re eating a Danish 😘
30/09/2026

I mean the fig speaks for itself, clearly!!

Oh we have fun here- especially when we’re eating a Danish 😘

Gone are the days of pub garden, it is bakery and coffee shop season😤 Get in here we got seasonal drinks for the autumn ...
25/09/2026

Gone are the days of pub garden, it is bakery and coffee shop season😤 Get in here we got seasonal drinks for the autumn lovers!!!!!!
Aaaaannnnddd new tea - thank you Bird & Blend Tea Co.

-pumpkin spiced anything you want🎃
-hot spiced apple🍎
-lavender, earl grey chai 😮‍💨

Booooo boooo ai, thumbs down 👎 that’s our stance!! Too tasty for that nonsense! In more fun new- pecan pie is back, no a...
16/09/2026

Booooo boooo ai, thumbs down 👎 that’s our stance!!

Too tasty for that nonsense!

In more fun new- pecan pie is back, no artificial intelligence or flavourings in it!!! 😘

UPDATED SAMMICH MENU BABEEEE🥪It’s lunch time and I am hungry and Beth keeps making delicious frickin sandwiches!!!!What’...
09/09/2026

UPDATED SAMMICH MENU BABEEEE🥪

It’s lunch time and I am hungry and Beth keeps making delicious frickin sandwiches!!!!
What’s a girl to do😔
Meat sandwich-
Roast chicken
Halal bacon bits
Green salad
Croutons
(Caesar like dressing)
Spelt it wrong in the post 😝

Veggie-
Muhammara
Olives
Halloumi
Green salad

Vegan-
Tofu Kebab
Roasted veg and dill soya yoghurt
Greek salad

Buy one before I eat them all!!

Notes on part 3 - the return of the sandwich! Sponsored by post-it… don’t look into that! 🥪🥪🥪Our sandwiches come straigh...
04/09/2026

Notes on part 3 - the return of the sandwich!

Sponsored by post-it… don’t look into that! 🥪🥪🥪

Our sandwiches come straight from the dome of our lovely Beth Beth Kiosk ! They’re responsible for 98% of lunch time naps in a 10 mile radius. They’re also a proven cure for every malady which might befall the modern man - ASK YOUR GP?! Made fresh, taste fresh, eaten fresh (don’t come for me subway), and the biggest and best bloody sandwich to be eaten in Notts - PROVE ME WRONG - you cant can you… sad

Showing our new fruit danish flavour what rain is before I force feed them to customers if they don’t tip the right amou...
01/09/2026

Showing our new fruit danish flavour what rain is before I force feed them to customers if they don’t tip the right amount😘

PLUMS SUPPLIED BY A LOVELY CUSTOMER ❤️❤️❤️

Almond frangipane, toasted almonds and poached plums!

This danish rocked my world and changed my view on international policies while opening me up to a more modern philosophy when it comes to culture and respect.

Notes on part two - the renotaning… this time it’s pastry!! 🥐 Look that multipack of sticky notes are coming in clutch😮‍...
21/08/2026

Notes on part two - the renotaning… this time it’s pastry!! 🥐

Look that multipack of sticky notes are coming in clutch😮‍💨

We put both bread and pastry in our ovens Tuesday to Saturday - NO BRAKES - ALL YEAR - ignore the days we have off! We got your croissants, pan au chocolates, almond and hazelnuts, Nordic knots, Copenhagen, things and monsters, danishes, and anything that involves butter and flour!

19/08/2026

What do you miss??? TELL US!
Is it me? Everytime you leave the shop you think “oh man aren’t they all so lovely and funny, I should go back and tell them!” 🥺🥺🥺
Or is it a cake we haven’t made for a while or something like that? 😒🍰
Or a pastry, or bread… orrrr a drink??????
We’re open in Nottingham as usual, so like come in an tell me, or leave a comment.
I’m nosy.
I. Want. To. Know.
Okay byyyyyeeeeee 😘😘😘

FRESH SANDWICH LINE UP 🥪 information as above!! Images inspired by our Beth’s Beth Kiosk beautiful concept art and recip...
16/07/2026

FRESH SANDWICH LINE UP 🥪 information as above!!

Images inspired by our Beth’s Beth Kiosk beautiful concept art and recipes 😮‍💨

Come get yer scran, we’re open till 4 😘

Address

70-72 Derby Road
Nottingham
NG15FD

Opening Hours

Tuesday 8:30am - 3pm
Wednesday 8:30am - 3pm
Thursday 8:30am - 3pm
Friday 8:30am - 3pm
Saturday 9:30am - 3pm

Telephone

+441158374321

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