Phatboxbakery

18/02/2026

So…. This is it. I don’t need to add any more words to what’s written above. I have loved every single second of this. And it’s not goodbye it’s see ya later. Tonight was the last ever Wednesday delivery and this Saturday will be our last any 5 for £10.

But thank you and I’ll see you all for the last couple of days

Phatbox family 🧡
Phatbox bakery

13/02/2026

🚨 COOKIE PIE WEEK 🚨

To celebrate my birthday we’re going BIG.

8 flavours.
£2.50 a slice.
Online & in store all week.

Flavours include:

• Kinder
• Brownie Hazelnut
• Oreo Stuffed
• Biscoff
• Birthday Cake
• Mint Aero Crunch
• 50 Shades of Chocolate
• Mini Egg Cornflake Crunch (NEW) 👀

And let me just say…

The Mini Egg Cornflake Crunch is not here to make friends.
It’s loud, crunchy, chocolatey chaos — and it’s already fighting for bestseller.

Website drops first for delivery
Then in store until you lot wipe me out (which you will).

Consider this your warning ⚠️

Order threw the website now

12/02/2026

Half term is here.
Kids are climbing the walls.
Weather is awful.

Which means one thing… survival snacks are required.

Phatbox is OPEN all week 👀

Full counter.
Loaded treats.
Enough sugar to buy you a bit of peace and quiet.

Rainy days = treat days.
Half term calories don’t count (parent rule, not ours).

Get down early before the good stuff disappears… because hearing
“Sorry, we’ve sold out”
in the middle of half term is not the vibe.

You know where we are 😉

12/02/2026

Half term is here.
Kids are climbing the walls.
Weather is awful.

Which means one thing… survival snacks are required.

Phatbox is OPEN all week 👀

Full counter.
Loaded treats.
Enough sugar to buy you a bit of peace and quiet.

Rainy days = treat days.
Half term calories don’t count (parent rule, not ours).

You know where we are 😉

07/02/2026

We are open !!

Our usual Saturday special any 5 for £10 that’s cookie pies, cookies, Traybakes absolutely everything

Open 10-3 or sell out

I know it’s raining (AGAIN) but pop down and see us

06/02/2026

🚚 Wednesday Delivery 🚚

Midweek crisis? Sorted. Phatbox goodies delivered straight to your door this Wednesday. Because yes, you can survive hump day with sugar.

💻 Order online. We’ll drop it off Wednesday . No judgement.

⸻

💘 Giant Valentine’s Cookie 💘

It’s a heart. It’s huge. It’s basically the edible equivalent of saying “I care… a lot.” Available to collect Friday 13th & Saturday 14th.

📲 Order online now—because nothing says love like a cookie bigger than your problems.

https://take.app/phatboxbakery

06/02/2026

HALF & HALF VALENTINE’S GIANT COOKIE ❤️🍪

Because sharing is caring… but also risky business.

Here’s how it works:
You pick your flavour. They pick theirs.
No arguing. No compromising. No “just get the same as me babe” lies.

One half yours. One half theirs.
Equal love… unequal greed.

Loaded with chocolate spread, savage toppings, buttercream swirls & finished with Valentine’s hearts so it still looks romantic while you both fight over the middle bit.

Perfect for:
❤️ Couples
❤️ Situationships
❤️ Besties
❤️ Or eating both halves yourself — self love n that

Big. Thick. Filthy.
Just how we like our cookies.

Available now on the website
Collection Friday 13th 👻 and Saturday 14th ♥️

05/02/2026

Our treat boxes are dangerous. Designed for sharing but let’s not kid ourselves here

Available to order threw the website for Wednesday delivery or collection same day

Order threw the link in bio

01/02/2026

🚨 PAYDAY HAS HIT. JANUARY IS IN THE GROUND. 🚨
We survived on vibes, delusion and crumbs.

🥗 SALAD = 10% OFF
(there is NO salad. stop asking.)

THE WEBSITE IS OPEN
For Wednesday delivery.
THE BAKES ARE DANGEROUS
YOUR BANK ACCOUNT IS NOT SAFE

Order like you’ve learned nothing.
This is self-care. Probably.

👉 Go. Now. Before we regain morals.

https://take.app/phatboxbakery

Small batch 🤏 , Phat portions 💥 , Wednesday delivery opens 3pm Friday.( Ards , comber , Bangor, Dundonald and East Belfast ) 🚚

31/01/2026

This is it

This is all that needs to be said

10am-2pm or sell out

Cookie pies. Brownies. Phat cookies cakes

Absolutely everything in this building is included

Fresh cinnamon rolls. Plain, Biscoff, cherry Bakewell.

It’s a first come first serve

201 mill street. Newtownards

27/01/2026