Eat The Damn Cake

Eat The Damn Cake Long story short, we're all about meeting London's cravings.

So whatever's on, come to us to just
Btw, we've got you covered for coffee and more too if you fancy ;)

Even pretty doesn’t behave here 🩷
25/05/2026

Even pretty doesn’t behave here 🩷

Pretty doesn’t behave here 🩷
25/05/2026

Pretty doesn’t behave here 🩷

Vintage done right 🤍
05/05/2026

Vintage done right 🤍

Van Gogh on a sugar rush
26/04/2026

Van Gogh on a sugar rush

11/12/2025

F***

08/12/2025

‘Tis the season to be naughty in green 🎄✨

Head over to our website or simply ring us to order this cake for Christmas! LINK IN BIO

14/11/2025

Triple the fun, triple the flair 3️⃣🎂 !

Swiss Meringue ! The Main Character at Eat The D*mn Cake, and not the booring sugary old butter cream !
09/11/2025

Swiss Meringue ! The Main Character at Eat The D*mn Cake, and not the booring sugary old butter cream !

A whisper of vintage 🕰, a pulse of punk 🤘
07/11/2025

A whisper of vintage 🕰, a pulse of punk 🤘

The Godfather of Cupcakes!!!🧁From its roots in Treviso, Italy all the way to London. We have brought back the essence of...
29/10/2025

The Godfather of Cupcakes!!!🧁
From its roots in Treviso, Italy all the way to London. We have brought back the essence of Italy in The D*mn Cake. With the espresso sponge encasing the espresso cream pat and a vanilla swiss meringue frosting to put a lid on this lovely work of art, finished off with cocoa powder on top will surely make you say, “Mamma Mia!”

So waver not and come join us to enjoy a little slice of Italy because as the saying goes,“Meglio morire sazio che vivere digiuno”.

WARNING: May lead to spontaneous headbanging🤟🏻📍See you at - 24A Wentworth Street, London, United Kingdom
27/10/2025

WARNING: May lead to spontaneous headbanging🤟🏻
📍See you at - 24A Wentworth Street, London, United Kingdom

We present to you, your childhood memories in a d*mn wrapper. The classic pudding from your youth has have taken the sha...
22/10/2025

We present to you, your childhood memories in a d*mn wrapper. The classic pudding from your youth has have taken the shape of a cupcake!! 🧁
Our Sticky Toffee Cupcake hits with a dark date sponge filled with a smooth vanilla cream patisserie at the core, frosted with the ever so velvety swiss meringue and finished off with a reckless drizzle of sticky toffee sauce that’s gonna hit the spot.🤤

20/10/2025

Some fight for glory and others for victory but The Lion fights because it’s in his blood. This isn’t just a title fight - it’s a CORONATION 👑
At Cage Warriors 196, The Lion roars for the gold
Sharp jaw. Cold stare. Heavy hands. Lion heart.

At ETDC, we just don’t back fighters, we stand with The King Of The Jungle, claws out and fangs bared.

Eat The D*mn Cake x ._.mma 🧁👊🏻

Sweet? Yeah, like a slap with Biscoff.💥 🫣🧁Oh, the slap’s mean 😤 alright. A Biscoff-loaded sponge that doesn’t hold back,...
11/10/2025

Sweet? Yeah, like a slap with Biscoff.💥 🫣🧁

Oh, the slap’s mean 😤 alright. A Biscoff-loaded sponge that doesn’t hold back, stuffed with a sinful Biscoff cream pâtissière that will make your taste buds weak. Topped with a silky-smooth Biscoff Swiss meringue that whips circles around your average buttercream, then drizzled... unapologetically...with even more Biscoff!!! 😋

Now, is it a cupcake or chaos? 😵 You decide 🧁

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