The Cookie Crumble

30/05/2026

It’s our crowd-favourite, loaded Oreo cookie bar. But look at that stack... we’re calling this vibe Dusk & Dairy 🌗🥛

Layers of rich, chocolatey Oreo crunch, gooey white chocolate chunks, and that perfect, melt-in-the-mouth texture. It’s basically a masterpiece in baking form.

Whether you call it an Oreo cookie or Dusk & Dairy, we just call it pure heaven.

Drop a ❤️ in the comments if this stack is making you hungry, or tag a neighbour who needs to share one of these with you when this week’s pre-orders open tomorrow!

28/05/2026

If you could manifest one of these appearing on your desk right now, would you? (We know the answer is yes.) 😉

Tag a friend who owes you a treat this weekend! 👇

26/05/2026

🚨 LAST CHANCE FOR COOKIE BOXES! 🚨

If your week needs a serious upgrade, this is your sign 👇

Want a box of fresh cookies for your weekend? You’ve got to move fast!

🕒 The Details:
Cut-off Time: Strictly 7:00 PM tonight!
How to Order: Send a DM before the clock strikes seven.

Don't let past-you let future-you down. Get those orders in! 🍪👇

24/05/2026

PRE-ORDERS LIVE

Whew, it is scorching out there! 🥵 The last thing anyone wants to do in this heat is turn on a hot oven—so let us handle the baking while you stay cool!

Pre-orders are officially OPEN for this week’s batch of freshly baked goodness🍪
💡 Top Heatwave Tip: Pair one of these chewy beauties with a tall glass of ice-cold milk, an iced latte, or even crumble it over some vanilla ice cream for the ultimate summer treat! 🍨🍦

Give yourself something to look forward to without breaking a sweat.

👇 Drop us a message to secure yours! ⏰ Remember: Pre-orders close at 7 PM sharp on Tuesdays

Stay cool 😎🌞

🍪 FRESH MENU ALERT! 🍪

Is it even a new week without a fresh batch of cookies? Our full menu is officially LIVE and ready for your pre-orders!

Whether you’re a fan of the Classic Chocolate Chip, craving the tangy twist of Raspberry & White Chocolate, or want to try something unique like our Cherry Bakewell, we have a flavour for every craving.

✨ WHAT’S ON THE MENU? ✨

Weekly Pre-Order Cookies: Choose from 9 signature flavours, available in boxes of 4, 8, or 12!

Kinder Cookie-Pie Slices: Our fan-favourite slices for just £5.

4-Inch Cookie Hearts: The ultimate personalised gift for birthdays or "just because" (£6).

21/05/2026

If you think all chocolate chip cookies are made equal... think again 👀🍪

We’re bringing high-fashion energy to the ultimate classic comfort food. Golden on the outside, thick and melty on the inside, and guaranteed to stop your scroll.

Treat yourself to the upgrade you deserve...

20/05/2026

The crunch is real, but that INSANE pistachio ooze is the real star of the show. 💚✨

We sliced open our favorite morning companion to show off those massive chunks of white chocolate and that perfectly creamy, molten centre. Seriously, look at that texture! It is the absolute perfect match for your morning coffee ☕

Drop a 💚 if you need a bite of this right now, and make sure to Follow our page for your daily dose of sweet perfection!

18/05/2026

Have you tried our Dusk and Dairy? 🌑✨

We wanted to capture that nostalgic feeling of dunking an Oreo into a cold glass of milk, but elevate it into a gourmet cookie experience. With a deep, cocoa-rich "dusk" base and "dairy" creamy white chocolate chips, it’s the best of both worlds in every single bite.

Whether you’re a dunker or a cruncher, this one is for you…

17/05/2026

Introducing our brand-new Pistachio & White Chocolate Cookie! 🍪✨

We wanted to create the ultimate flavour balance, so we filled this beauty with a luscious, molten pistachio crème centre and added chopped pistachios for that perfect crunch. Combined with sweet white chocolate, it’s a match made in dessert heaven 🤤

15/05/2026

These slices are moving fast! I have only 6 slices of this decadent Kinder Cookie Pie remaining for today.

If you want a piece of this chocolatey heaven, act quickly—once they’re gone, they’re gone!

📍 Collection Details
• Availability: First come, first served.
• Pickup: Collection available today 3-7pm, WSH
• How to order: Drop a comment below or send a DM to reserve your slice!

13/05/2026

🚨 LAST CALL FOR FRIDAY COLLECTION!

I’m currently finishing up this week's batch of stuffed cookie pies and I have just a handful of slices left for collection this Friday, 15th May!

If you’ve been craving that perfect mix of buttery cookie dough and thick, melted chocolate, this is your sign 🍪✨

📍 Collection: WSH
📅 Date: This Friday
🔗 Order via DM

First come, first served!