The Naughty Cook

The Naughty Cook Our legendary crumbles and award-winning brownies are the ultimate traybake. Rich, indulgent and wonderfully decadent squares of pure heaven!

Everything we do at The Naughty Cook is unashamedly artisanal. And when I say we, I mean me. Because The Naughty Cook is just that - one very naughty and very indulgent cook.

Every recipe has been perfected with the care and precision of a rocket scientist; albeit one with an obsession for lashings of caramel, cake and all things sweet.

Each delicacy from The Naughty Cook repertoire has been

lovingly prepared by hand. Only by personally and individually baking each slice can I ensure they’re as moist, as chewy, as gooey and as naughty as the cakes I want to eat.

Which is why I created the crumble. The crumble brings together all of my favourite childhood tastes and textures into one sensational and wondrous mouthful. Every single bite should be an indulgent "wow" moment. The food equivalent of the seven wonders of the world.

After you’ve sunk your teeth into a salted caramel crumble, or enjoyed the chew of a s’more crumble, or the incredible gooey sweetness of a Bakewell crumble, the very first words that spring merrily and unconsciously from your lips should be "oh my god, that is amazing!" Anything less and I have broken a promise. So visit our online shop and see what we have to offer!

FREE CAKE TIME! The Naughty Cook is currently finessing a brand new recipe, the white chocolate and raspberry blondie wi...
08/06/2026

FREE CAKE TIME!

The Naughty Cook is currently finessing a brand new recipe, the white chocolate and raspberry blondie with caramelised white chocolate.

Lush with mountains of white chocolate, zingy homemade raspberry compote and indulgent Callebaut Gold chocolate, I'm currently sending out free samples with every regular order.

Order your brownies and crumbles now at www.thenaughtycook.co.uk and get 4 blondies free ... all I ask is for your honest feedback!

Valentine's Day approaches!  The perfect gift for the ultimate chocaholic is here: The Valentine's Chocolate Indulgence ...
22/01/2026

Valentine's Day approaches!

The perfect gift for the ultimate chocaholic is here: The Valentine's Chocolate Indulgence Box.

Four of my Great Taste Award-winning Salted Fudge Brownies, paired with four slices of my signature Triple Chocolate Crumbles, each decorated with a milk chocolate heart.

All handmade with the highest quality Belgian chocolate.

Baked fresh. Premium gold foil packaged. Free 24 hour tracked postage.

No flowers. No clichés. Just indulgence done right.

Available now for pre orders for delivery by 14 February.

https://www.etsy.com/shop/TheNaughtyCook

Final orders are being taken today.   I’ll still be baking and taking orders throughout Christmas, but the next dispatch...
18/12/2025

Final orders are being taken today. I’ll still be baking and taking orders throughout Christmas, but the next dispatch after tomorrow will be 27 December — perfect for that strange, delicious week between Christmas and New Year when all that's left is a single random Quality Street.

With New Year (and New Year parties!) just round the corner, you can now get the Best of The Naughty Cook box — a curated mix of the most popular brownies and crumbles of 2025.

Get yours here: www.thenaughtycook.etsy.com

Santa is almost here and my last posting day for Christmas orders is Friday 19 December.As ever all items go out 24 hour...
15/12/2025

Santa is almost here and my last posting day for Christmas orders is Friday 19 December.

As ever all items go out 24 hour tracked, to ensure they arrive in time for Christmas! So if you want to send a Naughty treat (or enjoy a naughty indulgence yourself) you've still got a little time!

After that, I’ll be closing the ovens for a few days with deliveries starting up again on 27 December.

Thank you, as always, for supporting a very small, very naughty kitchen 🤍

www.thenaughtycook.etsy.com

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