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Our legendary crumbles and award-winning brownies are the ultimate traybake. Rich, indulgent and wonderfully decadent squares of pure heaven!

Everything we do at The Naughty Cook is unashamedly artisanal. And when I say we, I mean me. Because The Naughty Cook is just that - one very naughty and very indulgent cook.

Every recipe has been perfected with the care and precision of a rocket scientist; albeit one with an obsession for lashings of caramel, cake and all things sweet.

Each delicacy from The Naughty Cook repertoire has been

lovingly prepared by hand. Only by personally and individually baking each slice can I ensure they’re as moist, as chewy, as gooey and as naughty as the cakes I want to eat.

Which is why I created the crumble. The crumble brings together all of my favourite childhood tastes and textures into one sensational and wondrous mouthful. Every single bite should be an indulgent "wow" moment. The food equivalent of the seven wonders of the world.

After you’ve sunk your teeth into a salted caramel crumble, or enjoyed the chew of a s’more crumble, or the incredible gooey sweetness of a Bakewell crumble, the very first words that spring merrily and unconsciously from your lips should be "oh my god, that is amazing!" Anything less and I have broken a promise. So visit our online shop and see what we have to offer!

22/01/2026

Valentine's Day approaches!

The perfect gift for the ultimate chocaholic is here: The Valentine's Chocolate Indulgence Box.

Four of my Great Taste Award-winning Salted Fudge Brownies, paired with four slices of my signature Triple Chocolate Crumbles, each decorated with a milk chocolate heart.

All handmade with the highest quality Belgian chocolate.

Baked fresh. Premium gold foil packaged. Free 24 hour tracked postage.

No flowers. No clichés. Just indulgence done right.

Available now for pre orders for delivery by 14 February.

https://www.etsy.com/shop/TheNaughtyCook

18/12/2025

Final orders are being taken today. I’ll still be baking and taking orders throughout Christmas, but the next dispatch after tomorrow will be 27 December — perfect for that strange, delicious week between Christmas and New Year when all that's left is a single random Quality Street.

With New Year (and New Year parties!) just round the corner, you can now get the Best of The Naughty Cook box — a curated mix of the most popular brownies and crumbles of 2025.

Get yours here: www.thenaughtycook.etsy.com

15/12/2025

Santa is almost here and my last posting day for Christmas orders is Friday 19 December.

As ever all items go out 24 hour tracked, to ensure they arrive in time for Christmas! So if you want to send a Naughty treat (or enjoy a naughty indulgence yourself) you've still got a little time!

After that, I’ll be closing the ovens for a few days with deliveries starting up again on 27 December.

Thank you, as always, for supporting a very small, very naughty kitchen 🤍

www.thenaughtycook.etsy.com

27/11/2025

My personal favourite! Cranberry & White Chocolate Crumble. Available now. 10% off!

Sweet, sharp, creamy and very easy to love!

https://tr.ee/festivebox

26/11/2025

Festive boxes on sale now! A delicious mixed box of 4 cranberry & white chocolate crumbles and 4 mince pie crumbles.

Christmas, but done properly!

https://tr.ee/festivebox

25/11/2025

BLACK FRIDAY SALE ALL THIS WEEK!

10% off all festive boxes. Ends Friday.

Treat yourself properly 🎄

Get your naughty boxes at www.thenaughtycook.etsy.com

23/10/2025

FREE CAKE TIME!

It’s The Naughty Cook’s birthday, when my very first orders for the original crumble that launched it all .... the triple chocolate crumble ... went to my first happy customer!

There’s been a lot of new recipes, the odd award, countless brilliant Naughty Cook fans (they need a nickname!) and a LOT of chocolate since then.

To celebrate, the very next order will get a free box of triple chocolate crumbles!

Because that’s how birthdays work when you’re The Naughty Cook!

Thanks for sticking around for the chaos, chocolate and crumbs. 💜

Get your crumbles in at www.thenaughtycook.etsy.com

17/10/2025

They're not called the World's Best Brownies for nothing!

Scientific proof that the Naughty Cook causes happiness!

Get them now at www.thenaughtycook.etsy.com

27/08/2025

Behold, a new legend is born! The Espresso Martini Brownie is now in stock and to say it's yummy is like saying George Clooney isn't bad to look at.

It's gorgeous and it can be all yours (unlike George!)

Rich with espresso, boozy with warming dark rum and absolutely loaded with chunks of espresso and Kahlua fudge, this is most definitely the best thing you will ever put in your mouth.

What's more, every crumbles order this month gets a free slice to try!

https://thenaughtycook.etsy.com/uk/listing/4357820785/espresso-martini-brownies-luxury

23/08/2025

I'm excited to announce the launch of The Naughty Cook's very own loyalty scheme!

For every 8 boxes of crumbles and brownies you buy, get a free box (of your choice) on me. All August orders qualify and there's no end date to the scheme.

To register, just join the mailing list at linktr.ee/thenaughtycook ... the first ten signups get a free stamp on their loyalty card!

21/08/2025

It's arrived! Our brand new crumble, the Scandalous Biscoff Crumble is here!

This one is perfect warmed up as a truly decadent dessert, or served cold with a cuppa!

Get them while they're still warm from the oven at www.thenaughtycook.etsy.com

19/07/2025

Wimbledon may be over, but that doesn’t mean the strawberries and cream are finished!

Enjoy my sunniest of summer crumbles, the Eton Mess Crumble — chewy, crunchy, strawberry-swirled mayhem in a crumbly cake - for a limited time only, before it disappears until next year!

It’s a British summer fling in crumble form. And everything is made lovingly by hand.

Here for a good time, not a long time 🍓

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