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Batch, Please Home Bakery based in Dudley
Cake Shed open Saturdays & Sundays 10am - 8pm
Sedgley Road, DY4 8AP

BATCH, PLEASE… WHO IS ACTUALLY BUYING THESE?! 👀😂So I spotted this £2.99 cookie pie in a corner shop and I HAD to buy it....
20/10/2026

BATCH, PLEASE… WHO IS ACTUALLY BUYING THESE?! 👀😂

So I spotted this £2.99 cookie pie in a corner shop and I HAD to buy it.

Purely because I’m nosey. 😂💅

But also because it genuinely looked decent in the packaging! I thought, how am I supposed to compete with that at £2.99?!

Well… I cut it open. 😂

Turns out, there’s absolutely NO competition.

£2.99 for a cookie pie with a slither of filling, or £3.50 for one of our absolute HUNKS, stuffed to the brim?!

Yes, ours come in slices rather than a whole pie, but when you look at the amount of cookie pie and filling you’re actually getting for just 51p more…

I know where my money’s going. 😮‍💨🍪

Don’t forget besties, SIZE MATTERS. 😉💅

Be honest, which one are YOU choosing? 👀

19/10/2026

👀🍪 COOKIE PIES ARE MAKING A COMEBACK! 🍪🩷

We’ve just placed a HUGE order with Cocoa King, which can only mean one thing… 🤤

We know how much you lot love our cookie pies, but between the warmer weather and having next to no fridge space, keeping up with them became a bit of a nightmare! 😩😂

BUTTTT… the colder weather is here, and we’ve now got more fridge space than we could have ever dreamed of!

SO THEY’RE COMING BACK, BESTIES! 🥹🍪

Now the important question…

WHAT FLAVOURS DO YOU WANT TO SEE FIRST?! 👀

Kinderella? Biscoff? Battenberg? Dirty Kinderella? Or something completely different?

Get in the comments and help us decide! 🩷

Right, let’s have a little chat. 🙂🍰After doing a stocktake this weekend, there’s approximately £100 worth of stock that ...
19/10/2026

Right, let’s have a little chat. 🙂🍰

After doing a stocktake this weekend, there’s approximately £100 worth of stock that doesn’t match up with payments received.

The cake shed runs on an HONESTY system. Not a help-yourself-and-hope-I-don’t-notice system.

I’m running a business, not a bloody charity.

What’s particularly disappointing is that just yesterday I was telling customers how amazing everyone around here is. How we don’t rob from our own, how we look out for each other and how our little community sticks together.

So to find this discrepancy less than 24 hours later is a bit of a slap in the face.

If you’ve taken something and haven’t paid, sort it out.

I love being able to offer the shed, but I will not continue operating an honesty system if it’s being taken advantage of.

Don’t ruin a good thing for everyone else. 🙂

HERE IS THE PAYMENT LINK INCASE YOU HAVE FORGOTTEN TO PAY.

Calculate your total cost and pay by card :)

🩷🍰 THIS IS EVERYTHING WE HAVE LEFT, BESTIES! 🍰🩷A little look at what’s still available in the cake shed! 🥰Remember, we’r...
18/10/2026

🩷🍰 THIS IS EVERYTHING WE HAVE LEFT, BESTIES! 🍰🩷

A little look at what’s still available in the cake shed! 🥰

Remember, we’re OPEN ALL HOURS right through until Monday at 10pm, so whether it’s a Sunday evening treat, a midnight munchies mission 👀🍃 or a Monday pick-me-up, we’ve got you covered!

🍰 £3.50 each or 3 for £10
🍓 Dipped cheesecakes £4.50 each (or £1 extra per cheesecake in the 3 for £10 deal)

📍 7 Sedgley Road, DY4 8AP

Completely self-service, just pop along whenever you fancy something sweet! 🩷

Once it’s gone, it’s gone! 🫶

18/10/2026
18/10/2026

🩷🍰 YOUR CRAVINGS DON’T HAVE OPENING HOURS, AND NEITHER DO WE! 🍰🩷

Just a little reminder that our cake shed is open NON-STOP from Saturday 10am right through until Monday 10pm! 👀

☕ Your Saturday afternoon cuppa & cake

⚽ Your grassroots football sidelines treat

🍰 Your Saturday night sweet tooth

🌙 Your midnight munchies 👀🍃 (we don’t ask questions 😂)

🍽️ Your little something sweet after Sunday roast

🛋️ Your Sunday evening sofa snack

😩 Your Monday pick-me-up because, well… MONDAYS.

Whatever the occasion, whatever the time, we’ve got you! 🩷

Our little pink shed is completely self-service, so just pop along, choose your treats and pay!

📍 7 Sedgley Road, DY4 8AP

🕙 SATURDAY 10AM – MONDAY 10PM
⏰ OPEN NON-STOP!

Because sometimes you just need cake at 2am, and we’re not here to judge. 💅😂

While stocks last.

17/10/2026

LET’S HELP LITTLE ELODIE’S PLAY CO. START AGAIN! ❤️

Hi guys! It’s Adam, the unpaid helper of Little Elodie’s Play Co! 😂

Unfortunately, Zoe has been suspended and lost access to her Facebook account, and to make matters worse, her business page has also been permanently deleted. 💔

She had built up some amazing reviews, and the business was growing really nicely, so you can imagine how heartbreaking this has been for her.

Zoe has pretty much given up, but I want to show her just how much support she has behind her! 🥹❤️

She has no idea I’ve created this new page, and my plan is to get as many followers as possible before gifting it to her as a fresh start. 🎁✨

So I need your help! 🙏

👍 LIKE the page
🔄 SHARE this post
👥 INVITE your friends to follow the page
⭐ LEAVE A REVIEW if you’ve used Little Elodie’s Play Co before

Even if you’ve never used the business, simply following and sharing would mean the world!

Let’s get this page growing, rebuild those reviews and show Zoe that all her hard work hasn’t gone unnoticed. ❤️

I know how much she appreciates every single one of you, and I’d absolutely love to surprise her with a page full of support and give her the fresh start she deserves. 🥹🫶

Let’s do this, guys! ❤️

17/10/2026

🩷🍰 THE CAKE SHED IS OPEN, BESTIES! 🍰🩷

📍 7 Sedgley Road, DY4 8AP

We’re OPEN and stocked with plenty of goodies ready for you lovely lot! 🤤

Just a little heads-up, the chocolate coating on some of our White Chocolate Kinder Dipped Cheesecakes has cracked slightly 😩

They’re not winning any beauty contests today, but I PROMISE they’re still just as delicious! 😂🤍

I’ve been moving at snail’s pace with my dodgy back this week, but we’ve made it! 🐌🩷

🍰 THIS WEEKEND’S MENU 🍰

CAKES & OLD-SCHOOL FAVOURITES
🍓 Victoria Sponge
🍫 Chocolate Fudge Cake
❤️ Red Velvet Cake
🌈 Old School Cake
🥣 Cornflake Tart
🥐 Mini Cronuts

🍫 BROWNIE BITES & DIPS
🤎 Biscoff
💚 Pistachio
🤍 Cookies & Cream

🍓 DIPPED CHEESECAKES
🤍 White Chocolate & Kinder
💚 White Chocolate & Pistachio

🥐 CHEESECAKE CROISSANTS
🤎 Biscoff Cheesecake Stuffed Croissants (coming a little later!)

💷 PRICES
🍰 £3.50 each or 3 for £10
🍓 Dipped Cheesecakes £4.50 each, or add £1 per cheesecake to the 3 for £10 deal!

No crumble pots or Kool-Aid pineapple this weekend, unfortunately, but there’s still plenty to choose from!

Thank you for bearing with me this week, besties! 🩷

Come and get your weekend cake fix! 🍰🫶

Biscoff cheesecake filled croissant… absolute filth!
17/10/2026

Biscoff cheesecake filled croissant… absolute filth!

17/10/2026

🩷 MORNING BESTIES! 🩷

Everything is slowly making its way out to the cake shed this morning! 🍰

I’ve still got the Biscoff cheesecake croissants to fill, so they’ll be joining the party a little later 🥐🤤

I don’t think I’m going to manage the crumble pots or Kool-Aid pineapple this weekend, unfortunately!

I threw my back out at the start of the week and I’ve been on a go-slow ever since 😩😂 So I’m trying to be sensible for once and not push myself too much!

BUT WE’VE STILL GOT PLENTY OF GOODIES! 👀🍰

🍰 CAKES & OLD-SCHOOL FAVOURITES
🍓 Victoria Sponge
🍫 Chocolate Fudge Cake
❤️ Red Velvet Cake
🌈 Old School Cake
🥣 Cornflake Tart
🥐 Mini Cronuts

🍫 BROWNIE BITES & DIPS
🤎 Biscoff
💚 Pistachio
🤍 Cookies & Cream

🍓 DIPPED CHEESECAKES
🤍 White Chocolate & Kinder
💚 White Chocolate & Pistachio

🥐 CHEESECAKE CROISSANTS
🤎 Biscoff Cheesecake Stuffed Croissants (coming a little later!)

💷 PRICES
🍰 £3.50 each or 3 for £10
🍓 Dipped cheesecakes £4.50 each, or add £1 per cheesecake to the 3 for £10 deal!

📍 7 Sedgley Road, DY4 8AP

Everything will be making its way out throughout the morning, so please bear with me while I get the shed fully stocked!

Thank you for being patient with me, besties! 🩷🫶

Address

Dudley
DY4

Opening Hours

Monday 10am - 8pm
Saturday 10am - 8pm
Sunday 10am - 8pm

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