09/10/2026
Alright ya bunch o' horrid ghouls, here's a menu so fantastic it'll make you think the earth is flat (it is, looks it up). I left the bakery toot sweet today and have a massive fear that I've forgotten things that should be on the menu so, a) hopefully not and b) keep an eye on stories tomorrow for any mystery items.
For bread we've got a sourdough full of dehydrated red skin apple pieces that I covered in Tubby Tom maple bacon seasoning, the apple should rehydrate a touch in the dough and get all chewy and fun and with that seasoning make for a bread that's kinda like fancy sausages but without any bits of beautiful beasts smashed up in it. We've also got a sourdough that's got a bunch of jazz in it that is inspired by the flavours of chorizo- smoked paprika, smoked fennel seeds, tomato, garlic, etc. the dough smelled incredible so I think this'll be a winner.
Focaccia with lots of onions that'll get all roasty and jammy in the oven and we'll give it the old how do you do with some chipotle hot sauce once baked.
Good news- we've got more pumpkin pie π had several thousand people asking for and also complimenting the pie last week so fu**in' let's goooooooo. Pumpkin spice knots have been a hit this week but that makes sense cause they're delicious innit- buttery brown sugar filling packed full of our own special pumpkin spice mix. Keeping the heady autumn vibes train rolling down the tracks is a sticky gingerbread cake.
Not so autumnal but still delicious strawberries and white chocolate cookies. Classic croissants, p.a.choc with ridiculously gorgeous salted single origin dark chocolate from Bare Bones Chocolate.
And probably the most fun- shortbread skeleton folk are back! Remember how adorable they were last year? Ya hoo. Made with a dash of activated charcoal so just be aware if you think that might mess with yr medicine (and it will give you spooky dookie syndrome).
Best coffee this side of the Mississippi, 4 different flavours of crisps, Palestinian olive oil and dates, best bakery merch on the market, etc. etc. see you tomorrow champs!!!!!