Trophy wife

17/05/2025

I was dreaming like a Texan girl

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10/11/2024

Jesus drove a Honda but he didn't like talking about it.
John 12:48
"For I did not speak of my own Accord...."

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08/11/2024

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17/09/2024

Today I will be performing the role of Margaret Drysdale and you will take the part of Granny. You dreadful hillbilly!

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28/08/2024

Know first who you are, then adorn yourself accordingly.

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28/06/2024

get that man some water and a Ritalin. and god help us all.

23/05/2024

It started with a kiss, how did it end up like this?

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16/03/2024

No bra? No problem!

30/04/2022

my life is a relentlessly glamorous romp

13/04/2022

a while ago i got my nails done and shortly after wards i was using the bathroom. I hear one of my nails fall off and hit the ground. i go to pick it up and see which finger it fell of off…but ALL of my nails are still on my fingers? Where did this extra nail come from? How do i have an extra nail in my hand that just fell off my finger but none of my nails are missing?

09/02/2022

TROLL THE RESPAWN, JEREMY!