09/29/2020
SCHEDULED BAKING SUSPENDED INDEFINITELY,
SPECIAL ORDERS ENTERTAINED INTERMITTENTLY
Avast Me Hearties!
These be treacherous times for any venture, domestic or international, lawful or piratical. I’ll not admit to letting a wee germie blow me down, yet this right scurvy virus has rendered most pestilent and uncertain the fate of many a privateer, its perils particularly pertinent to purveyors of provisions. The public piracy of provender has become burdensome beyond bearing for the foreseeable future. If again fortune favors our frigates with fine fettle, we may finally find fortitude to fashion further foodstuffs. Until then, alas, your trusty Bread Pirate must operate in isolation and acquire income in other avenues. I remain randomly reachable, with reasonable forewarning, for furnishing feasts and festivities, or quelling cravings of a personal persuasion. Ask, and perhaps ye may receive! For now, friends, faretheewell.
Many thanks for the abundant interest in, attention to, and consumption of our (somewhat) humble offerings. Here’s hoping ye find yourselves in a more defensible position, on the right side of law and latitude. But wherever ye may be, give COVID no quarter! May health prevail and roguish revelry revive!
To lustiness and levity,
The Erstwhile Admiral Emily
Formerly Known as The Bread Pirate of Protection Island
