Martinique Desserterie

06/03/2026

National Donut Day is coming this Friday June 5th... several varieties available. Be sure to look for our donut contest reel and enter through there. (You can enter on Facebook, TikTok or Instagram because we'll be picking 3 winners!)

06/03/2026

NEW MENU AND HOURS START TODAY! Featured here is our NEW Chickpea salad sandwich on home made white bread, served with kettle chips... for just $7! Good luck finding lunch for that price elsewhere. 😉

06/02/2026

Tag a friend who you would take donut hunting with you below. You could win a 6 pack of donuts from Martinique Desserterie. Contest ends Thursday at 4pm local time. 3 Winners announced on Thursday June 4th at 5pm (Tiktok, Instagram and Facebook). Must pick up donuts on National Donut Day - Friday June 5th. Good luck! 🍩

06/01/2026

I love when people do this and then look at us like "HOW DARE YOU?" Sir, please do not grab your drink by the lid. Thank you.

Coffee Cup Physics Failed The Vibe

This photo of Jonah Hill has become one of those unexpectedly immortal celebrity candid moments. The image itself is not recent and has circulated online for years, usually paired with jokes about the sheer confidence required to carry an iced coffee by gripping only the lid. What started as an ordinary paparazzi shot gradually evolved into a meme because viewers immediately noticed the disaster waiting to happen. The fact that the drink appears to be actively slipping away only made the image more legendary.

The internet has largely moved beyond treating celebrity candids as major news, but certain photos survive because they capture a universally relatable split second. Fans still share this one whenever conversations turn to chaotic decision making, overconfidence, or tempting fate for absolutely no reason. Years later, the joke remains less about Jonah Hill himself and more about the collective disbelief that anyone would trust a plastic coffee lid with that much responsibility.

06/01/2026

Available for all of June, a new refreshing Iced Latte, available with regular or decaf espresso. 🥥🍓

05/31/2026

Opening an hour early starting this week - 7AM during the week and 8AM on weekends! Thank you everyone for your support, see you soon for breakfast.

05/30/2026

Weekends vibes ✨️

05/29/2026

New menu drops next week! Who's excited? 🙋🏻‍♀️ (Don't worry, our croissant sandwiches aren't going anywhere, we just wanted to add some healthier options to the roster!)

05/28/2026

Opening at 11am with limited menu (Lots of bread and sandwiches, some pastries but no hot drinks - sorry and thank you!)

05/28/2026

UPDATE: WE FOUND SOMEONE! OPENING AT 11AM WITH LIMITED MENU.

CLOSED FOR THE DAY DUE TO EMERGENCY FLOODING. APOLOGIZES FOR ANY INCONVENIENCE BUT I CAN ASSURE YOU, THE INCONVENIENCE IS MOSTLY ON THIS END 😅 (Also if anyone knows anything about Reverse Osmosis filters and is able to help, let us know!)