Two Dumb Vegans

07/29/2021

Artisan vegan goods, delivered to your door. Order now for Saturday delivery!

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FREE SATURDAY DELIVERY FOR ORDERS $30+

New This Week!
Raspberry chocolate roll

Layers of exceptional shaved dark chocolate and raspberry preserve. Messy and wonderful.

"Fruit and chocolate should literally never mix. It literally makes me vomit. Literally."
-- member of this new generation who are ruining English for everyone.

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07/05/2021

Giant, soft pretzel, generously topped with sea salt. Buttery goodness!

"You call that a big pretzel? I'm German, I know a big pretzel. Us Germans are laughing at you."

- Outspoken cruise ship passenger

Online ordering open now for Saturday pickup or delivery!

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06/30/2021

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The legendary pull-apart loaf, braided with exceptional Belgian chocolate, topped with sea salt. Share with friends and family, or eat it alone. You do you. -- ONLY AVAILABLE ONLINE --

"Ten bucks! I'm not paying ten bucks for this!"

- The Dude (The Big Lebowski) lookalike, after reaching over the sneeze guard and grabbing a whole babka with his bare hands.

True story.

06/24/2021

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Free Saturday delivery in HRM for orders $30+ !
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This week's lineup includes
COCONUT MANGO ROLL !

"Coconut is disgusting. It's a texture thing. And mangos? Isn't this supposed to be local? Where is the mango farm in Nova Scotia?"
-- Regular customer, Spring 2019

06/15/2021

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Strawberry Cream Rolls and Spicy Chili & Black Bean Rolls are new this week!

Order now for Saturday delivery, most of HRM! (free for orders $30+) or Saturday Pickup at Halifax Brewery Market!

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06/07/2021

Sweet Crispy Dill Roll

A sweet, crispy experiment featuring layers of puffy dough and an unusual addition of dill.

"Why would you do that? With those flavours together? Why?" -- a fellow with a genuinely fantastic mustache (pre-covid, of course, when one could properly appreciate mustaches)

This week's menu is up!
Free delivery to most of HRM for orders $30+!
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06/03/2021

RED BEAN BUN
A dim sum classic reimagined with a plush doughy base and a generous filling of sweet red bean puree.

"I don't think you'll attract the masses with beans, Michael."
-- my mother

Stock is limited! Order now for free central HRM delivery on Saturday (for orders $30+)!

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05/31/2021

We are very grateful for an overwhelming response to our first weekend of deliveries! Thank you!

This week's menu is posted and online ordering ( for Saturday pickup or delivery ) is open! Stock is limited, order your unusually delicious vegan baked goods now!

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05/28/2021

Hey everyone, The Mediocre Bakery (Vegan Artisan Bakery) is now offering Saturday Delivery! Limited stock!

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06/21/2019

Coming tomorrow! Xo

10/13/2018

Market day!
Lots of midnight inspiration for our table today! Come try a Sweet Oregano Marinara Roll, Caramelized Onion Flatbread, Chocolate Babka, Coconut Cream Twist or our classic Cinnamon Roll! Only until 1pm at the Halifax Brewery Market!

09/29/2018

At the start line! Go Kerry!