08/17/2026
YAAAHHH!! 🎉 We got our first one-star review! Thanks, Mark!! ⭐
We’re always looking for ways to improve — our bread, our service, our atmosphere and, of course, our banter levels — so reviews like this are invaluable.
“Don’t waste your time!”
The detail. The insight. Food: 1. Service: 1. Atmosphere: 1.
There’s really a lot for us to work with here.
We did ask Mark when he visited and what happened, but sadly he hasn’t elaborated, so we’re left to reflect and grow on our own.
Perhaps he didn’t want bread? Maybe he was looking for a shovel? A rake? Patio furniture? In which case, Mark is absolutely correct: a trip to our bakery would be a complete waste of time.
If, however, you are looking for bread, sandwiches or questionable banter, we still think there’s a reasonable chance you’ll find the journey worthwhile.
Thanks again, Mark. Our first one-star. We’ll never forget you. 🥹⭐
P.S. Don’t waste your time coming this week either, because we’re closed until the 26th. 😂