12/17/2025
🎄Holiday Bread Menu: Survival Edition🎄
�Order by December 21st. - loaves are limited, addictive, and perfect for surviving family chaos.
Carbs = Therapy.
Eat. Breathe. Ignore your cousin. Repeat.
The lineup this year comes with some fun- Charades.
Awkward first Christmases don’t have to be awkward. Create memories, laugh until your cheeks hurt, and fill bellies with food, fun, and love.
The Missionary $12 Plain & reliable. For the picky, the polite, and anyone hoping to survive dinner without drama.� Charades tip: Pretend to hold a boring loaf… very, very straight-faced.
The Pleaser (you know the type- we all have one in the family) $13 3 kinds of cheese. Basic? Maybe. Essential? Absolutely.� Charades tip: Act like everyone loves you… but slightly desperate for approval.
Dirty Gertie $13 Garlic-herb cream cheese & chives. Creamy, sneaky, dangerously addictive. Someone will steal it when chaos erupts and devour it under the table.� Charades tip: Sneak bites under the table and look guilty. Bonus points for exaggerated stealth moves.
Hot n Heavy $13 Jalapeño, chili flakes, hot peppers, lime seasoning & 3 cheeses. Explosive chaos in every bite. Kinda like you and your kid sister at 14. Charades tip: Pretend to breathe fire and wildly fan your mouth.
The Virgin $12 Rosemary, olive oil & lavender sugar. Innocent-looking, secretly wild.� Charades tip: Act sweet and delicate, then suddenly “attack” imaginary food with gusto.
The Perfect Marriage (ha, really?) $13 Garlic & Cheese. Two flavors tangled together. Impossible to separate. Perfect in every way.� Charades tip: Pretend that you are perfect (insert laughter here) and then pretend you are married to the perfect person…
It’s Complicated (that’s more like it) $12 Apricot, shallot & thyme. Sweet, savory, confusing… basically life in a loaf. Charades tip: Spin around, gesture wildly at imaginary loaves, and look deeply conflicted.
Ghosted - $13 Rosemary, garlic & Parmesan. Here one second, gone the next. No explanation, no apology.� Charades tip: Walk into the frame, wave, and vanish.
Italian Stallion (Focaccia) $14 Roasted tomato, garlic, basil & Parmesan. Big, bold, unapologetic. Steals the spotlight.� Charades tip: Strut like you own the room. Pretend to twirl a loaf as a dance partner.
Pucker Up $13 Lemon curd, zest & white chocolate. Sweet, tart, and dangerously satisfying.� Charades tip: Pucker your lips dramatically. Pretend to sq**rt lemon juice at someone.
The Best Piece of Pie (That one relationship that rocked your world) $13 Spiced apples & caramel drizzle. You’ll hear yourself making strange noises while eating this one… guaranteed.� Charades tip: Swoon, clutch your chest, and act like it’s the most dramatic bite of your life…..Think “When Harry met Sally” .
The Sinner $13 Cream cheese, vanilla sugar & cinnamon. Confess later, devour now.� Charades tip: Sneak bites from an imaginary loaf while looking guilty.
Seasonal Situationship (thank goodness it’s only once a year) $13 Ginger-bread with Eggnog Butter icing. Short-lived, addictive, far superior to your relatives.� Charades tip: Flirt, charm, then vanish mysteriously.��
How to Order:�Email: [email protected] with your name, breads, delivery date, address & time.
�Send e-transfer to: mailto:[email protected]
Limited quantities- grab your loaf before the chaos eats it first.
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