Phat Phuc Pie Shop

Phat Phuc Pie Shop Grab n Go pie shop

Closed today for ANZAC DayAlso closed Monday due to being incredibly hungover.....probably.....Lest We Forget.
24/04/2026

Closed today for ANZAC Day

Also closed Monday due to being incredibly hungover.....

probably.....

Lest We Forget.

Who would like some new burgers in Wauchope? Would be a lunchtime only thing, cos I ain't working evenings after a 4am s...
16/04/2026

Who would like some new burgers in Wauchope?

Would be a lunchtime only thing, cos I ain't working evenings after a 4am start...

Made a couple Fat Cheese today. Tomorrow will be a few Proper Cheese (some of you will recognise these names.....)

Saturday might see a Reworked......

If you've woken up craving something hot, salty, cheesy and gooey, Phat P**c now has these.B&E with onion, cheese and ha...
14/04/2026

If you've woken up craving something hot, salty, cheesy and gooey, Phat P**c now has these.

B&E with onion, cheese and hash on a milk bun.

R.I.P legend.
20/03/2026

R.I.P legend.

05/03/2026

Oh hey there Kempsey......

Heard you been needin' a good phuccin'

I'll oblige, but just the tip to start....

Macleay Options in the South Kempsey industrial estate has a smallish cafe inside their hydrotherapy/gym centre that has a selection of our standard pies.

Its just a trial to see how they go. If all good and they feel they're "ready" I'll start sending up brisket pies.

Macleay Options
32 Harry Boyes Avenue
South Kempsey

Can't be arsed cooking dinner coz youre a Lazy P**c? All good. You may just be our Spirit Animal.Hows about you pop in a...
25/02/2026

Can't be arsed cooking dinner coz youre a Lazy P**c?

All good. You may just be our Spirit Animal.

Hows about you pop in and pick up a cheese and bacon quiche for the fam'....

Inserting mediocre photo......

I've been a bit quiet of late while I've been achieving some personal goals. But still here, still an as***le (according...
15/02/2026

I've been a bit quiet of late while I've been achieving some personal goals.

But still here, still an as***le (according to some) still baking pies and still shooting s**t.

Happy Monday P**ccers'

Just answered 8 messages so I better post.No, I am not open today.I, like many of you, enjoy eating sausages and onion a...
26/01/2026

Just answered 8 messages so I better post.

No, I am not open today.

I, like many of you, enjoy eating sausages and onion and potato chips cooked on a BBQ, along with drinking beer, (many, many beers) on Australia Day.

Enjoy celebrating today pie fam.

Toodles 😘

Matt.

Me and my boys at 6 (all right wing extremist gun enthusiasts!) are finishing up this Friday to do some Christmas huntin...
17/12/2025

Me and my boys at 6 (all right wing extremist gun enthusiasts!) are finishing up this Friday to do some Christmas hunting in Vietnam!!
We'll be gone for 2 weeks or so and will reopen on the 5th of Jan.

If you're hunting a pie or 3, we'll be open Thursday and Friday and that's it! (Unless we sell all the pies, then we're done)

From Matt. Lan and our staff, we wish you all a Merry and safe Christmas, and a Happy New Year!

Kegs & Kisses

16/12/2025

Copy & Paste send it far and wide…

You issued a Gun Licence to a non Australian on a recurring Visitors Visa and let him purchase weapons , you investigate his son for allegiance to ISIS decide he hasn’t got one , only to have him turn up and do this with the black flag on his bonnet , you will NOT make this the Australian peoples fault , you will not smudge the name of fi****ms owners in this country who still live with the stink of port Arthur on them as if they were the problem. We have lived with and complied to every restriction. This failing is yours completely and suggesting otherwise is the crown of your cowardice.

Wake up craving a salty, cheezy sausage?? You're in luck!!!
12/12/2025

Wake up craving a salty, cheezy sausage??

You're in luck!!!

05/12/2025

About how my Friday went....

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178 High Street
Wauchope, NSW
2446

Opening Hours

Monday 5:30am - 2:30pm
Tuesday 5:30am - 2:30pm
Wednesday 5:30am - 2:30pm
Thursday 5:30am - 2:30pm
Friday 5:30am - 2:30pm
Saturday 6am - 1pm

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