Chubby Guy Pies

Chubby Guy Pies The politically incorrect pie shop
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Moist...
16/11/2023

Moist...

18/10/2023

Not to make you all moist and slobbery, but Brisket Pies are back.....😘

Did you wake up this morning with a craving for something?It's OK, we know what it is.... Get your fill of Chubby Guy Cu...
16/10/2023

Did you wake up this morning with a craving for something?

It's OK, we know what it is....



Get your fill of Chubby Guy Custard with your pork roll at lunch.

It's Saturday, and that means you can lick anything in my naughty cabinet  for 3 dolla with any pie or sausage roll purc...
13/10/2023

It's Saturday, and that means you can lick anything in my naughty cabinet for 3 dolla with any pie or sausage roll purchase.

Tree Dollaaah!!!!

11/10/2023

We're looking for some kick ass staff.

If you have the following:
- a desire to work
- a willingness to learn
- a slight, smart ass/sarcastic attitude

You'll fit right in.

However, if you roll out of bed, smoke a bowl then stumble into work, or hate the thought of a deodorant can, we dont want you.
Believe me, you're not fooling anyone.

Drop your CV into the shop.

Toodles 😘

Can we possibly get any more meat in our pre made sambo's......No, I don't think so πŸ€”
10/10/2023

Can we possibly get any more meat in our pre made sambo's......

No, I don't think so πŸ€”

If you haven't wrapped your lips around a Chubby Guy in a while, tiz a good day for it.Can also grab a cake or slice fo'...
06/10/2023

If you haven't wrapped your lips around a Chubby Guy in a while, tiz a good day for it.

Can also grab a cake or slice fo' half price with any pie purchase.

Well s**t.Just realised that an apple turnover standing on its edge now becomes an Apple Taco.....Mind blown
05/10/2023

Well s**t.

Just realised that an apple turnover standing on its edge now becomes an Apple Taco.....

Mind blown


Tried our Pork Noodle bowl yet? Basically our pork roll, minus bread but with rice noodle. Pairs well with our French va...
04/10/2023

Tried our Pork Noodle bowl yet?

Basically our pork roll, minus bread but with rice noodle.

Pairs well with our French vanilla slice.
And a lamington.

Hows about wrappin' your lips around a Brisket, potato, cheese & bacon pie for lunch? Pairs well with choccy milk and va...
04/10/2023

Hows about wrappin' your lips around a Brisket, potato, cheese & bacon pie for lunch?

Pairs well with choccy milk and vanilla slice for dessert.

We all know how good it is to have a mouth full of Chubby Guy. But what if.....What if there was, let's say, a bigger......
15/08/2023

We all know how good it is to have a mouth full of Chubby Guy. But what if.....

What if there was, let's say, a bigger....Chubby Guy....?

Say a Chubby Guy that you could share with friends? Maybe even family?

Imagine a 2.6kg Chubby.....🀀

Your favourite Chubby Guy Pie is available to order in a family size.

True Story.
07/07/2023

True Story.

Gotta love Brisket Day.
27/04/2023

Gotta love Brisket Day.

Chubby Guy Pies will be open Anzac Day 6am - 12pm ( I'll attend the dawn service, then walk up and open)As an ex-RAAF me...
24/04/2023

Chubby Guy Pies will be open Anzac Day 6am - 12pm ( I'll attend the dawn service, then walk up and open)

As an ex-RAAF member, I know what Anzac Day means to alot of people.
1. So saying that, tomorrow while you're on the drink, look after your mates. There's always one you'll need to keep an eye on, and you already know which of your mates it is.

2. If you see an old bloke at the bar by himself, say G'day, buy him a beer and let him tell you a story about his time in the Services.

3. Thank a member of our Defence Force. Past and Present.

4. Have a beer for me. Or many.

Matt Reid
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Friday New Pieday!!!Brisket, Burger Cheese & ChorizoIt's Hawt 😘😘😘It's so hawt I cbf setting up for a half decent photo.I...
20/04/2023

Friday New Pieday!!!

Brisket, Burger Cheese & Chorizo

It's Hawt 😘😘😘

It's so hawt I cbf setting up for a half decent photo.

It's more half assed than anything πŸ™„

Tag a mate that loves a bit of Saturday Morning Sausage.
07/04/2023

Tag a mate that loves a bit of Saturday Morning Sausage.


I'm asked all the time what our best pie is. Immediate answer is anything Brisket.Next question is "what's Brisket?"It's...
03/04/2023

I'm asked all the time what our best pie is. Immediate answer is anything Brisket.

Next question is "what's Brisket?"

It's a cut of beef that I've personally smoked for a minimum 8 hours.

(Any longer and I end up too pi**ed πŸ₯΄πŸ₯΄πŸ₯΄)

Twas' an accident, I swear, but now I'm gonna have to eat it πŸ™„
21/03/2023

Twas' an accident, I swear, but now I'm gonna have to eat it πŸ™„

Cracka' of a day to wrap your lips around a chubby guy!
13/03/2023

Cracka' of a day to wrap your lips around a chubby guy!

Someone say brisket?More like Disco Brisket. Coz you eat it and feel like dancin'
08/03/2023

Someone say brisket?

More like Disco Brisket. Coz you eat it and feel like dancin'

I don't use the word "moist" very often, but....
06/03/2023

I don't use the word "moist" very often, but....

Totally relatable considering I smoked 60kg of brisket yesterday and got thirsty at the 6hr mark of a 11hr cook
05/03/2023

Totally relatable considering I smoked 60kg of brisket yesterday and got thirsty at the 6hr mark of a 11hr cook

If you're wondering what to do for lunch, we can make you something better than last night's leftovers.....
03/03/2023

If you're wondering what to do for lunch, we can make you something better than last night's leftovers.....

"Chubby Guy Cheezy Sausage?   Yes please!!!"                   - Johnno, 45, Truck Driver
02/03/2023

"Chubby Guy Cheezy Sausage?
Yes please!!!"
- Johnno, 45, Truck Driver

28/02/2023

"Shouted my husband a Chubby Guy yesterday. Said he's never opened his mouth so wide...."

- Kay, 48.

23/02/2023

"First time in my life I had a Chubby Guy in each hand....."
- Denise, 53. Chubby Guy Enthusiast

22/02/2023

"omg...nuthin' better than sitting in my van, wrapping my lips around a chubby guy at 6am before a hard day contracting"
- Cody, 26yo, Contractor

Yeah there's a reason I've used   for the last 7 years in my different businesses.
21/02/2023

Yeah there's a reason I've used for the last 7 years in my different businesses.

20/02/2023

02 5513 6237

Shop phone number.

And if my staff don't answer with
"Ring dingaling, you've called the king...... of pies and pork rolls"

I'll be very disappointed.

Damn. That's a huuuuuge pastie.Beef & Veg or Curry Beef.
20/02/2023

Damn. That's a huuuuuge pastie.

Beef & Veg or Curry Beef.

First week done!Thanks for the love people. Whilst I'd love to say we're taking a well deserved break tomorrow, small bu...
18/02/2023

First week done!

Thanks for the love people.

Whilst I'd love to say we're taking a well deserved break tomorrow, small business reality says we'll still be hustling and getting stuff ready for Monday.

Time for a beer 🍻

or 7

Yeah we're not just about the pie.Our Vietnamese Pork Rolls are legit the second best thing you can wrap your lips aroun...
15/02/2023

Yeah we're not just about the pie.

Our Vietnamese Pork Rolls are legit the second best thing you can wrap your lips around (obviously our pies are first)

The wait is over Tomorrow, it begins.....*cue Eye of the Tiger*A couple thing's to remember:  - Chubby Guys are like big...
13/02/2023

The wait is over

Tomorrow, it begins.....

*cue Eye of the Tiger*

A couple thing's to remember:
- Chubby Guys are like big cuddly teddy bears
- abs are uncomfortable to lay on.

6am peeps. Come get a coffee.
Pies and sosso rolls should be ready to go by 7am.
Pork Rolls and fresh made sambo's good to go just after 9 (hopefully)
Remember, it's a new shop to us, so new equipment that we've never used, old mate Murphy says things are gonna go wrong. Please be patient.

Peace Out,

Matt

That's hawt.haaaawwwwtttttt.
24/01/2023

That's hawt.

haaaawwwwtttttt.

17/01/2023

Expected opening is first week of Feb.....

Address

2/129 Horton Street
Port Macquarie, NSW
2444

Opening Hours

Monday 6am - 2pm
Tuesday 6am - 2pm
Wednesday 6am - 2pm
Thursday 6am - 2pm
Friday 6am - 2pm
Saturday 7am - 2pm

Telephone

+61255136237

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