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10/06/2026

Unhinged s**t I said as a down to earth country celebrant this wedding season...

1. Stabbed a man last week (pinning the button hole, total accident)

2. In a sec I'm going to turn you on (microphone, or was it 😏)

3. Come the f**k on Bridget (ten points for reference understanding)

4. Anyone want a cone? (Confetti, der)

5. I really want to spread you out (the dress, I promise, it was the dress)

6. Whats that sticking out of your pants? (Probably a phone, or v**e, but could've been anything really)

I like to think I bring the calm, professional energy to a wedding day.

The evidence (and photo) suggest otherwise.

02/06/2026

I reckon we've been sold a bit of a lie about personal vows.

That if it's meaningful, it has to be public. That if it's romantic, it has to happen in front of everyone.

But standing up and reading the most vulnerable thing you've ever written while your Great Aunt, your boss, and eighty-seven other people watch on? For some people, that's not romance…. that's a nightmare dressed up as tradition.

Megan and Kayne knew they wanted to make promises to each other. They just didn't feel the need to make a performance of it. So they waited. Until the ceremony was done. Until the noise settled. Until it was just the two of them wandering amongst the trees.

And there, with nobody else needing a front row seat, they shared the words they'd written for one another. Perfection.

Your wedding day shouldn't be a test of your public speaking abilities and your vows aren't for your guests. They're for your person.

If the thought of reading them out loud in front of a crowd makes your skin crawl, there are other ways. Ways that leave room for shaky voices, tears, laughter, long pauses, and words spoken only for the ears they were written for.

If you're quietly relieved to know this is an option, imagine how it feels when every part of your wedding is built with that same permission. That’s my job. Not to tell you how weddings should be done, but to help you create one that feels unmistakably your own, starting with the ceremony.

2026/2027 Enquiries via website 💫

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26/05/2026

The old 'odd number on each side' debate.

'I’ve got 3 bridesmaids, my partner has 5 groomsmen… will it look silly?' is doing the rounds in the wedding chat pages again.

I roll my eyes... my first thought is always… who cares?

But if you asked me on a deeper level, I'd tell you I think it’s strange that we’ve somehow been taught that wedding photos need to look balanced, even if the relationships behind them aren’t.

Why are we choosing people to even out numbers, as if a filler place is equally as important, instead of choosing the people who genuinely matter most?

The people standing beside you on your wedding day shouldn’t be there because your lineup looked uneven (or because you felt obliged to ask them but that's a conversation for another day). They should be there because they love you fiercely, they support you wholeheartedly, because they’ve shaped your life, because your day wouldn’t feel the same without them.

And years from now, I really don’t think you’ll care whether the photos were symmetrical. You’ll care that the right people were in them.

Food for thought...

24/05/2026

150 weddings in and these two still managed to undo me a bit.

Their idea of the perfect night together is sat in the kids pools in the yard, under the stars sharing a bev and chatting life. Perfect right?

Jac and Gerry have been in and out of each other’s lives for longer than I’ve been alive. Teenagers once. Friends first. Then life did what life does and pulled them in different directions for a while.

Eventually, the stars got their act together and aligned, putting them back exactly where they were meant to be.

Together.

Its taken me a month to share this incredible story, and frankly I'm ashamed because its so worthy of a permant place in the feed. There is so much i want to say about this one, but so little characters in the box.

But, there we were on the 18th of April in the outskirts of Toodyay at a party where two people outrageously in love got married. The dress code? "good sams bazaar". Did I embrace the opportunity to dress up? Absolutely. The aisle song "tequllia" and the vibes? Top tier. It felt less like a wedding and more like watching two people finally arrive home.

My favourite part will forever be watching them disappear back into the crowd, full of people who adore the absolute hell out of them both, married, shimmying to Mr Boombastic like the main characters they are.

Proof that weddings do not have to look one particular way. They can be loud, weird, unapologetically happy, sentimental, chaotic, nostalgic, wildly romantic or one big party in a paddock full of your favourite people.

Your wedding should feel like you, and your Celebrant makes that happen, choose a good one 💁‍♀️

18/05/2026

STEVIE & JOSH
25.4.2026

Some places aren’t just places. They’re part of the story long before you even know who you’ll be standing beside.

For Stevie, it was always her pop Dicko’s farm. A paddock, and a vision. One day, she was getting married here.

Fast forward a few years (and three babies, a home built, and a whole life already in motion), and there they were, surrounded by their people, doing it their way.

No performance. Just intention.

The ceremony started with their little girl’s voice drifting through the air, their son proudly in charge of the rings and their baby sat happily with nan in the front row.

Now, Josh needed a bit of convincing on the personal vows, he was hesitant at first, but it was important to Stevie so he dug deep. And when the moment came he delivered them like he’d been waiting his whole life to say those words.

When it was time to send them back down the aisle their kiddos got the ultimate honour of pronouncing their mum and dad as 'Mr & Mrs Renton' and that was absolutely my favourite bit.

By all accounts, they partied hard that night.... celebrating years of love already lived, and the many adventures still to come. Starting with their biggest yet, the big lap.

If laidback, intentional and actually-you ceremonies are your thing… I’m your girl!

10/05/2026

Happy Mother's Day - to all the mums 🫶

To the seasoned ones, the brand new ones, and those still waiting with hope.
To the mums-to-be, and the ones who carry their love in memory, not arms.
To my friends who have lost their mums, the ones living a long way away from their mums and to anyone navigating a complicated bond.
To the step-mums, the solo parents, and the ones quietly doing it all.

To the women who have gently guided me through my own transition into motherhood - especially my own mum - thank you for showing me how it’s done, with grace and grit.

And to my darlings, being your mum is the greatest honour, all 4 of you bring an insane amount of love to my world, you have made me more patient, softened me, humbled me and brought more light and fun into my life than I ever thought was possible. 'Mum' is the role I’ll forever be most proud of.

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09/05/2026

I’ve had quite a few word of mouth referrals lately for both weddings and funerals. Thank you so much if you’ve taken the time to say nice things or send your friends my way.

If you’ve seen me in action at a ceremony and thought I did a good job, if I married you and made your day better, or if you trusted me with your loved one’s farewell and felt as though they were truly represented, I'd be thrilled if you would please consider leaving me a Google review.

Both reviews and that invaluable word of mouth help build trust, build visibility, and keep me doing what I love!

Ayla and Chris left me a review and the first line reads 'Hannah was my celebrant and the best decision I made' 💁‍♀️💕

06/05/2026

Loves a welcome mirror.
Loves a wedding.
Loves a ceremony that hits all the right spots.
Loves a couple like darlings Ash & Darcy.

For a celebrant who ‘loves love’, but knows that’s the bare minimum, you’re in the right place.

Wheatbelt Celebrant | 26/27 enquiries open

01/05/2026

Friday weddings? Yes.

I mean, just ask Shanna and Aidan 💁‍♀️

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Northam, WA
6401

Telephone

0487985586

Website

http://www.thewheatbeltcelebrant.com.au/

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