24/03/2026
Good morning beautiful people!
Here at Fumblestiltskin we aim to please, to uplift and brighten your day. Yesterday we had a customer come in. Looking flat. His face looked like he just did a 40 metre sprint in a 30 metre gym. He looked dejected. Like he just had a prostate exam that lasted a full five minutes, only to remember he was at the dentist. I took one look at him and said 'Mate. I know what will butter your muffin!' and bagged up one of our new Cheeseburger pies and cremé egg brownies, a sure fire way to turn your day around.
So good people if you have face planted into the proverbial gym wall of Wednesday, or feel like you're leaving the dentist with an unplanned limp, pop into Fumblestiltskin, we'll butter your muffin just right.