12/06/2026
TGIF!
That’s right folks, it’s Friday and your local RSL will be opening soon.
So, if it’s camaraderie, good-spirited conversation, a cold beer, or a game of pool you’re after, you’ll find it all at the Gascoyne RSL.
With what must be some of the best-priced drinks in town and free pool for all patrons, there’s something for everyone.
And for those worried about losing the family farm on the pool table, rest assured — no betting is the rule, so no sheep stations will be changing hands tonight!
Come on down, say g'day, and enjoy a great evening with good company.
And because it's Friday, and I'm sure we need a laugh....
Two drunks visit a brothel.
The Madam takes a look at them and says to the girls, "Get two inflatable dolls, these guys are too drunk to notice."
During the walk home, one guy says to the other, "I think my girl was dead, she never made a sound or moved."
The second guy says,, "Well, I think mine was a witch."
"Why do you think that?" asked the first guy.
"Well, I bit her on the ass and then she flew out the window!!"
RSL Operating Hours
• Friday: 1600–1900 hrs (4:00 pm – 7:00 pm)
• Saturday: 1400–1700 hrs (2:00 pm – 5:00 pm)
Location
Gascoyne RSL
9 Stuart Street, Carnarvon
We look forward to seeing you there.