Bywater Smash Burgers & Land Hippos Bakery

Bywater Smash Burgers & Land Hippos Bakery Bywater Smash Burgers and Land Hippos Bakery
Pop ups and catering for every occasion. Treat yourself to homemade, delightful baked goods for people and pets.

At Land Hippos Bakery, we dont just bake, we craft unique moments for everyone you love. Pearl: Defender of the robot vacuum Mrs Doubtfire. Dislikes late breakfast. Likes baths, sunbathing, and pool time.

​Ellie: The fun police. Dislikes baths. Likes strolling about the French Quarter saying hi to her friends.

Toast: The ultimate couch potato. Dislikes nail trims. Likes leading the walk to the

Bywater Bakery for bacon. Waldorf: Wants to show you all his toys and play tug. Dislikes turning his ears on when it's time to come inside. Likes pretending to be a panda hiding in the bamboo.

⚽🍔 WORLD CUP + SMASH BURGERS = A PERFECT SATURDAY 🍔⚽We'll be back at J&J's Sports Lounge on Saturday, June 27 serving up...
06/16/2026

⚽🍔 WORLD CUP + SMASH BURGERS = A PERFECT SATURDAY 🍔⚽

We'll be back at J&J's Sports Lounge on Saturday, June 27 serving up burgers, baked goods, and some special menu items inspired by the world's biggest soccer tournament.

We're still building the menu, so now's the time to tell us: what burger should make a comeback, and what new creation should we put on the board?

Catch the matches and grab some dinner:

⚽ England vs. Panama – 4:00 PM CST
⚽ Croatia vs. Ghana – 4:00 PM CST
⚽ Portugal vs. Colombia – 6:30 PM CST
⚽ Uzbekistan vs. DR Congo – 6:30 PM CST

More specials, desserts, and match-day surprises to be announced soon.

📅 Saturday, June 27
⏰ TBD 4:00 PM
📍 J&J's Sports Lounge
📍 800 France Street, New Orleans

Drop your burger ideas in the comments! 👇

⚽🍔 SAVE THE DATE 🍔⚽The World Cup is coming to the Bywater!Join us at J&J's Sports Lounge on Saturday, June 27 as we pop ...
06/13/2026

⚽🍔 SAVE THE DATE 🍔⚽

The World Cup is coming to the Bywater!

Join us at J&J's Sports Lounge on Saturday, June 27 as we pop up to feed you during some of the tournament's most exciting matches.

Don't get a red card and miss this one. We'll have smash burgers, specials, baked goods, and plenty of reasons to spend the day cheering with friends. More menu details and special announcements are coming soon.

In the meantime, tell us what you want to see! Which burger should make a comeback? Or what new creation should we put on the menu? Drop your ideas in the comments. 👇

📅 Saturday, June 27
⏰ Details coming soon
📍 J&J's Sports Lounge | 800 France Street | Bywater

Spending a little time updating our website www.landhipposbakery.com and I can’t believe how many popup specials we’ve c...
06/07/2026

Spending a little time updating our website www.landhipposbakery.com and I can’t believe how many popup specials we’ve created over the last few years! 🍔✨

From smash burgers and breakfast creations to wraps, melts, and even treats for your four-legged friends, it’s been fun looking back at all the items we’ve brought to life. And honestly, this isn’t even close to all of them!

If you could put anything on the menu for a future popup, what would it be? 👀

Drop your dream burger, sandwich, side, dessert, or wild food mashup in the comments. You never know… it might just make an appearance at a future popup.


SMASH BURGERS

CLASSIC SMASH
​Sweet onions griddle-smashed into fresh ground beef with melted American cheese on a steamed potato bun.

BACON JAM SMASH
Sweet onions griddle-smashed into fresh ground beef, topped with savory tomato bacon jam, creamy goat cheese, and fresh greens on a steamed potato bun.

PIMENTO CHEESE SMASH
Sweet onions griddle-smashed into fresh ground beef with house-made sharp cheddar pimento-jalapeño cheese on a steamed potato bun.

MUSHROOM & SWISS SMASH
Sweet onions griddle-smashed into fresh ground beef with sautéed garlic-herbed baby bella mushrooms and melted Swiss cheese on a steamed potato bun.

SPICY COWBOY SMASH
Sweet onions griddle-smashed into fresh ground beef with pepper bacon, jalapeños, BBQ sauce, and melted pepper jack cheese on a steamed potato bun.

"THE ARISTOCRAT" WAGYU SMASH
Double Wagyu beef patties smashed with sweet griddled onions, topped with pepper bacon, melted gouda, fresh arugula, and black truffle balsamic glaze on grilled ciabatta.

ALL THAI’D UP SMASH
Sweet onions griddle-smashed into fresh ground beef with peanut satay sauce, ginger-lime cabbage slaw, melted pepper jack cheese, and crispy wonton strips on a steamed potato bun.

JAMAICAN JERK SMASH
Sweet onions griddle-smashed into fresh ground beef with pepper jack cheese, honey jerk sauce, coconut lime slaw, and grilled pineapple on a steamed potato bun.

ITALIAN SMASH
Meatball-seasoned smash patty topped with fresh mozzarella, marinara, parmesan, basil, and sweet onions on thick grilled garlic Texas toast.

HAWAIIAN SMASH
Sweet onions griddle-smashed into fresh ground beef with grilled pineapple, ham, teriyaki sauce, and melted Swiss cheese on a steamed potato bun.

GERMAN BRAT SMASH
Fresh bratwurst smash patty topped with caramelized onions, sauerkraut, German mustard, fresh greens, and beer cheese on a grilled pretzel bun.

SOUTHWEST STRAY SMASH
Sweet onions griddle-smashed into fresh ground beef with queso fresco, cilantro corn relish, and crispy tortilla strips on a steamed potato bun.

PHILLY SMASH
Sweet onions griddle-smashed into fresh ground beef and shaved steak with melted provolone and grilled peppers on a steamed potato bun.

REUBEN SMASH
Sweet onions griddle-smashed into fresh ground beef, topped with corned beef, Swiss cheese, sauerkraut, and Thousand Island dressing on grilled rye bread.

THE MUNSTER MASH SMASH
Sweet onions griddle-smashed into fresh ground beef with melted Muenster cheese and our signature Monster Sauce on a steamed potato bun.

TEXAS CHAIN SLAW MASSACRE
Sweet onions griddle-smashed into fresh ground beef with jalapeño slaw, pepper bacon, BBQ sauce, and melted American cheese on a steamed potato bun.

THE FLAMING CONVERTIBLE
Sweet onions griddle-smashed into fresh ground beef with jalapeños, melted pepper jack cheese, crispy fried onions, and spicy mayo on a steamed potato bun.

THE TRAIN WRECK
Sweet onions griddle-smashed into fresh ground beef with pepper bacon, a fried egg, maple aioli, and melted American cheese on a steamed potato bun.

FLIGHT TO CHICAGO
Sweet onions griddle-smashed into fresh ground beef with tomato, sport peppers, relish, pickles, mustard, onion, and melted American cheese on a steamed potato bun.

VEGGIE SMASH (VG)
Chipotle quinoa and black bean patty topped with sautéed herbed mushrooms, sweet onions, and melted pepper jack cheese on a steamed potato bun.

PATTY MELT SMASH
Sweet onions griddle-smashed into fresh ground beef with mustard, melted American and Swiss cheese on grilled sourdough bread.

SPECIAL! THE HOMER SIMPSON
Double classic with pepper bacon, American cheese, and pepper jelly on a glazed doh-nut

SPECIAL! JUCY LUCY ⚠️
Molten American cheese sealed inside two seasoned beef patties with sweet griddle onions: Cheese is lava-hot

MELTS & WRAPS

SWEET HEAT WRAP
Warm sourdough naan filled with pulled pork, cream cheese, house-made pepper jelly, fresh arugula, and pickled red onions.

CAJUN SMASH BURRITO
Sausage and beef smash patty with jambalaya, melted pepper jack cheese, sautéed peppers and onions, and remoulade wrapped in a warm tortilla.

REUBEN SANDWICH
Corned beef piled high with melted Swiss cheese, sauerkraut, and Thousand Island dressing on grilled marble rye.

CLASSIC CHEESESTEAK
Shaved steak with melted provolone cheese, grilled peppers, and onions on a toasted French roll.

ALLEY CAT TUNA MELT
Albacore tuna mixed with Duke’s mayo, red onion, parmesan, and cilantro, topped with melted pepper jack and American cheese on grilled sourdough. Served with fresh greens and sliced tomato on the side.

PIMENTO CHEESE MELT (VG)
House-made sharp cheddar pimento-jalapeño cheese with sweet griddled onions on grilled sourdough.

MUSHROOM & SWISS MELT (VG)
Sautéed garlic-herbed baby bella mushrooms, sweet griddled onions, and melted Swiss cheese on grilled sourdough.

FRENCH ONION GRILLED CHEESE (VG)
​Caramelized onions seasoned with fresh thyme, melted provolone, and Swiss cheese on grilled sourdough.

BREAKFAST & BRUNCH

BYWATER BREAKFAST SMASH BURGER
Sausage and beef smash patty topped with a fried egg, crispy hash brown patty, sweet griddled onions, and melted American cheese on a steamed potato bun.

CAJUN BREAKFAST SMASH BURRITO
Sausage and beef smash patty with a fried egg, jambalaya, melted pepper jack cheese, sautéed peppers and onions, and remoulade wrapped in a warm tortilla.

JAMBALAYA BREAKFAST BOWL
Jambalaya topped with a fried egg, crispy hash browns, sautéed peppers and onions, melted pepper jack cheese, and remoulade over fresh greens.

SOURDOUGH PANCAKE BAR
Made-to-order sourdough pancakes with your choice of mix-ins and toppings.

BAYOU SMOTHERED POTATOES
Roasted potatoes seasoned with Creole spices and smothered with sweet and spicy peppers and onions.

HASH BROWN PATTY
Buttery shredded potato hash brown, griddled until crisp and perfectly golden.

FRESH FRUIT & YOGURT PARFAIT
​Creamy Greek yogurt layered with fresh strawberries, bananas, and coconut chia granola.

​Explore the our sample pop-up menu and join us at an event soon! We’re always cooking up something fresh. Check back soon for more updates!

Thanks for all who came out to celebrate Adam Best’s life. The BEST Smash was a crowd favorite and I think I did him pro...
06/03/2026

Thanks for all who came out to celebrate Adam Best’s life. The BEST Smash was a crowd favorite and I think I did him proud with those latkes! 🍔🥔

🍔 TODAY AT R BAR ❤️Menu highlights include:🍔 The BEST Smash🍔 Wagyu Smash "The Aristocrat"🍔 Classic Smash🌱 Veggie Smash🍪 ...
05/30/2026

🍔 TODAY AT R BAR ❤️

Menu highlights include:
🍔 The BEST Smash
🍔 Wagyu Smash "The Aristocrat"
🍔 Classic Smash
🌱 Veggie Smash
🍪 Cookies, brownies, blondies, and more

All are welcome. Come hungry, raise a glass, and help us celebrate a life well lived. ❤️

📅 Saturday
📍 R Bar | Marigny

🍔 SATURDAY AT R BAR 🍔We’re popping up this Saturday at R Bar in the Bywater with smash burgers, specials, and baked good...
05/28/2026

🍔 SATURDAY AT R BAR 🍔

We’re popping up this Saturday at R Bar in the Bywater with smash burgers, specials, and baked goods.

🔥 Classic Smash
American cheese & griddled onions on a potato bun

🔥 The BEST Smash
Latke, peanut sauce, pepper jack, and arugula

🔥 Wagyu Smash
Gouda, arugula, and black truffle balsamic on ciabatta

🌱 Veggie Smash
Sweet potato quinoa patty with pepper jack, greens, and garlic remoulade

🍪 Sweets & Snacks:
Le Crookie
Red Velvet Oreo Cookies
Double Peanut Butter Cookies
Campfire S’more Brownies

📅 Saturday
📍 R Bar | Marigny

❤️ SATURDAY AT R BAR ❤️This Saturday we are honored to celebrate the life of our friend Adam Best at R Bar in the Marign...
05/27/2026

❤️ SATURDAY AT R BAR ❤️

This Saturday we are honored to celebrate the life of our friend Adam Best at R Bar in the Marigny.

Adam made people feel welcome everywhere he went, and we’re gathering to share stories, raise a glass, and celebrate a life that touched so many. All are welcome.

🍔 Special for Adam: THE BEST SMASH
Two smash patties topped with a crispy potato onion latke, Vietnamese peanut sauce, melted pepper jack, fresh arugula, all on a warm potato bun. A burger inspired by Adam’s Jewish and Vietnamese heritage, made with a whole lot of love.

📅 Saturday
📍 R Bar | New Orleans

We’ll also have other specials, baked goods, and plenty of reasons to gather together in his honor.

❤️ CELEBRATION OF LIFE: SATURDAY AT R BAR ❤️This Saturday we are honored to be part of a celebration of life for our fri...
05/26/2026

❤️ CELEBRATION OF LIFE: SATURDAY AT R BAR ❤️

This Saturday we are honored to be part of a celebration of life for our friend Adam Best at R Bar.

Adam brought kindness, laughter, and light everywhere he went. He loved every cat he ever met, and he was always quietly showing up for others through countless mitzvahs and acts of generosity, both big and small.

Join us as we come together to share stories, raise a glass, and celebrate someone who truly meant so much to so many. All are welcome.

We’ll also be serving some Adam-inspired flavors because he really was: The Best. ❤️

📅 Saturday 2pm
📍 R Bar 1431 Royal St, New Orleans,

🥞 PANCAKE POP-UP IS TOMORROW 🥞Tomorrow morning we’ll be at J&J's Sports Lounge making sourdough Lemon Ricotta Pancakes w...
05/23/2026

🥞 PANCAKE POP-UP IS TOMORROW 🥞

Tomorrow morning we’ll be at J&J's Sports Lounge making sourdough Lemon Ricotta Pancakes with all the fun extras.

Upgrade your stack with:
✨ White chocolate
✨ Marshmallows
✨ Graham crackers
✨ Coconut

Choose one or go completely over the top. We’ll also have a variety of syrups and plenty of butter because breakfast deserves options.

J&J’s will be serving up iced coffee, mimosas, Bloody Marys, and all the perfect weekend morning drinks.

And yes, breakfast is FREE. Just our way of saying thank you to the neighborhood and everyone who supports us.

📅 Tomorrow
📍 800 France Street | Bywater
⏰ Morning until gone

Come hang out and start your Saturday right.

05/21/2026

🥞 PANCAKE BREAKFAST THIS SATURDAY 🥞

This Saturday morning we are at J&J's Sports Lounge with all the things that make weekend mornings great.

Iced coffee. Mimosas. Bloody Marys. Good neighbors. Good conversation.

We’ll be making sourdough Lemon Ricotta Pancake while supplies last.

And the best part? Breakfast is FREE because we appreciate all our wonderful friends and neighbors who continue to support us.

Stop by, grab a plate, and say hi.

📅 Saturday
⏰ 9am-till
📍 800 France Street | Bywater

Address

800 France St
New Orleans, LA
70117

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