05/30/2026
Bruno Mars needed a cake.
Not just any cake. A Thirsty Whale cake specifically — because we make the best cakes and can consistently deliver as we are built a reputation as the bakery that simply does not miss — word travels. Even to people whose own name is on a marquee at the US Bank Stadium.
We treated it exactly the same as every other order we've ever made.
Same 4am start. Same obsessive attention to every detail. Same standard that has never — not once — been lowered for any reason, for any customer, on any morning in the history of this kitchen.
Because here's the thing we've always believed at Thirsty Whale:
Every person who orders from us is the most important customer we have that day. The bride who's been planning her wedding for two years. The dad who wanted something extraordinary for his daughter's graduation. The family celebrating a birthday that only comes around once. They all get the same championship-level work.
Bruno Mars just happens to have better tour merch than most.
We made his cake. We put everything into it — the way we always do. We don't kiss and tell on the details, but we will say this: it held up. Championship level, all the way.
And the next morning — after the calls and the excitement and the moment that the whole team will honestly never forget — we showed up and made cakes for the people of Minneapolis and St Paul with the exact same energy.
Because that's what this bakery is.
That's what it has always been.
If it's good enough for Bruno Mars — and it is — it's waiting right here for you
www.ThirstyWhaleBakery.com
4149 Fremont Ave N Mpls, MN
