10/07/2026
Hey, Y'all ! You ready for FALL?!
MEEEEE TOOOOOO, SO SELL ME OUT OF PREVIOUS FLAVORS!
I've refilled the mini fridge with the remaining fresh inventory from this lineup! There are still a few Banana Pudding Cakes, Chocolate Caramel Cakes, Biscoff Cookie Butter Cakes, and other goodies hanging around—but once they're gone, they're gone.
There will NOT be an immediate restock this week because your girl has a very large wedding order taking up approximately 147% of my brain and kitchen. 😂
But once I survive that, we're going FULL FALL.
🍫 DEATH BY CHOCOLATE — $7
This ho is the same price as my other cake slices, but man, are you getting a deal. Thick, rich, fudgy-ass chocolate cake filled and topped with my classic whipped fudge icing.
There is no reprieve.
This cake does not come with milk, but it strongly warrants a glass.
🎃 OH MY GOURD CAKE IS BACK!
That's right. You heard it here.
I figured out a way to give you what you want: pumpkin flour, ladies and gentlemen, has entered the chat and saved the day. Oh My Gourd is officially returning for October.
🍎 APPLE C***R STREUSEL CAKE
Apple c***r cake with pieces of apple baked right inside and finished with CARAMEL BUTTERCREAM AND a buttery streusel crumble topping
And because apparently we're incapable of behaving ourselves:
🎃 BROWN BUTTER PUMPKIN SNICKERDOODLE COOKIE SANDWICH — $6
She's replacing the current chocolate-chip cookie sandwich for the fall lineup.
There may eventually be a fourth cake flavor, but I'm not making promises to anybody until I make it through this wedding. 😂
For now: grab what's left in the Westside Market fridge while it's there. Once the current cakes are gone, they're gone—and then I'll see you on the other side with ALL. THE. FALL. THINGS. 🍂
Photograph of millionaire shortbread bars being made for the wedding!