Kneaded Hearts Farm Stand & Bakery

06/27/2025

Closed until further notice

06/26/2025

Nobody puts Baby in the corner… and definitely not in the nesting box without results! 🐔💃

Say hello to our Dirty Dancing queens — Baby and Lisa.

Baby’s been laying eggs like it’s her big summer at Kellerman’s — confident, determined, and just trying to do the right thing (even if she overthinks it a little). She’s got heart, hustle, and the whole coop cheering her on. 🥚✨

Lisa? She’s still waiting for her moment. Full of flair, drama, and probably rehearsing her big solo in the corner of the run. No eggs yet, but she’s got the attitude, the feather flips, and absolutely no clue what’s going on. 😅🎤

We love them both — one’s got the moves, the other’s got the theatrics. It’s a full-on feathered remake over here.

06/25/2025

Introducing our All-Natural Ant Spray, handcrafted with just 4 powerful ingredients straight from nature — tough on ants, safe around your home.

🍋 Lemon
🌿 Peppermint extract
🍶 White vinegar
💧 Water

Spray it:
🛋️ Along baseboards
🚪 Around doors and windows
🪴 Near counters, trash bins, and anywhere ants like to sneak in

Freshly made in small batches right here on the homestead.

These 32oz bottles are 12 dollars 🖤

Message to grab one!

06/25/2025

When you accidentally went a little too Jumbo…

06/25/2025

✨ Stuffed Cookies ✨

🖤 Lemon Blueberry
🖤 S’mores
🖤 White Chocolate Raspberry

06/23/2025

Flowers are starting to bloom 🌸💐🌻

06/22/2025

Say hello to our Charmed sisters: Prue, Piper & Phoebe 🐔✨

Our Ayam Cemanis are jet black head to toe — but step into the sun and BAM 💥 they shimmer with the prettiest turquoise glow like they’re wearing enchanted cloaks. Total main character energy.

Prue runs the place, Piper’s quietly judging everyone, and Phoebe… well, we’re 90% sure she’s casting spells when no one’s looking. 🔮

They may not be laying yet, but trust — these girls are absolutely working their magic.

06/22/2025

We finally named the chickens… everyone meet Ginny & Georgia 🐔🐔

Yes, those Ginny & Georgia. Straight from Netflix to the backyard — minus the eggs, plus the drama. They’re not laying yet, but they are strutting around like they’ve got their own show deal. 🎬

Georgia’s definitely the ringleader, and Ginny just follows her around pretending she’s not impressed. It’s giving season 3 energy already. 😅

Now taking bets on which one lays first… and whether they’ll demand a trailer and snack breaks.

06/22/2025

06/21/2025

🚗☀️ PSA: Your cake is not a fan of hot yoga.
Please don’t leave your cake in the car like it’s your gym bag. It will melt, slump, sweat, and possibly have a full-on frosting meltdown (literally).

Summer heat + sealed vehicle = cake crime scene. 🧁💀

Take it inside. Leave it on the counter.
No need to refrigerate — just don’t let it bake twice. 😅