NSFW Fortune Cookies

NSFW Fortune Cookies NSFW™ Fortune Cookies: Inappropriate Edition (Explicit Content), Fortunes and Insults How would you handle that? Well hopefully, with a sense of humor! Great!

So, you’re planning to have a few guests over for dinner and you want to be different to everybody else’s boring dinner parties – this is where we introduce you to this spectacularly awesome idea for your next dinner party! Imagine being handed a fortune cookie at a dinner party and when you open it to reveal the hidden ‘fortune’, you are greeted with a totally unexpected and brutal NSFW insult or

offensive saying! If you don’t think you are mentally capable of ‘copping it sweet’ and seeing the humorous side in this – then this is NOT for you! Still reading? This just means you’re a humorous bastard – congrats! As well as being a humorous bastard, you’ll definitely have your friends talking on their way home! So, go ahead and order your set of NSFW inappropriate fortune cookies and start insulting your guests immediately!

2/13, 5-9pmCapitol Hill Art Walkat Melrose MarketFeaturing 6-9pm: .art.workshop Craft your own valentines!Grab a glass ...
02/09/2020

2/13, 5-9pm
Capitol Hill Art Walk
at Melrose Market
Featuring
6-9pm: .art.workshop
Craft your own valentines!

Grab a glass of wine from Marseille bottle shop and stay a while. .




and NSFW Fortune Cookies.📷: In collaboration with .0 . #2020
02/08/2020

and NSFW Fortune Cookies.
📷:

In collaboration with .0 .


#2020

Mia Tran and NSFW Fortune Cookies.📷: Jason Nak Photo 👙: Lux Intimate Collection Partnered with Kink & Link Location: Gre...
02/08/2020

Mia Tran and NSFW Fortune Cookies.
📷: Jason Nak Photo
👙: Lux Intimate Collection
Partnered with Kink & Link
Location: Greenfire Loft

Fortune written by one of our customers in Seattle's Greenfire Loft.
06/13/2019

Fortune written by one of our customers in Seattle's Greenfire Loft.

11/08/2018

Need something to break the ice at your next holiday party? 🎁🤣🥠

10/26/2018

Stocked up for treats for your Halloween party? Our inappropriate fortune cookies are available on Amazon with speedy prime shipping. 🥠👻🎃

09/03/2018

Someone left this fortune on the Greenfire Loft game table today 😆

📸: Inquisitive ConceptsA day late for National Dog Day but then again, every day should be dog day.Regardless, this swee...
08/27/2018

📸: Inquisitive Concepts

A day late for National Dog Day but then again, every day should be dog day.

Regardless, this sweet pupper is the "official" mascot of NSFW Cookies. And by mascot I mean the biggest fan of eating them all.

NSFW fortune of the day: ・・・“Well goddamn 😂”
08/08/2018

NSFW fortune of the day:


・・・
“Well goddamn 😂”

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