Depressipes

12/04/2022

Sorry we’ve been Ghost Protocol, work and life has been hectic for us these past few months.

Thanks to your support on the merch, we’ve raised hundreds of dollars for lifesaving trans charities. And that’s all still going, merch is still live and every cent we make gets donated. All the merch items would make a great gift for the depressipes fan in your life!

Also, for the holidays, we’re bringing back some old favorites, and you can order a holiday box! More information coming soon!

Happy Holidays from the depressipes crew, and we hope you’re staying safe and taking care!

04/01/2022

Our next special frosted sugar cookie flavor is… Strawberries & Cream 🍓

Order them before April 15th!

03/15/2022

🍀 Shamrock Frosted Sugar Cookies?! Yes please!

These ever-so-slightly-minty delights are the perfect green dessert for St Patty’s Day! Order soon so you can get them delivered for Thursday!

03/07/2022

Have you tried our dark chocolate peanut butter chip cookies yet?! Cuz they are chocolate peanut-buttery HEAVEN 🥜 🍫

03/02/2022

New Cookie Alert 🚨

Dark Chocolate Peanut Butter Chip Cookies are now available for the month of March! This classic combo is hard to beat!

02/15/2022

You may have seen this one coming… SALTED CARAMEL FROSTED SUGAR COOKIES ARE THE NEW SPECIAL FROSTED SUGAR COOKIE! 📣

Can you tell we are excited about this one? 😆

02/14/2022

Happy Valentines Day! Hope you are all enjoying your boxes! 💕♥️

02/10/2022

We are coming down to the last days to order a Valentine’s Day box! ♥️

Order by noon tomorrow (2/11) if you want yours delivered on Sunday, Feb 13th and order before Saturday (2/12) at noon for Valentines (Mon 2/14) delivery!

depressipestake care celebrate the season of love with these decadent beauties!A chocolate chip cookie with a mix of milk and semisweet chocolate, topped with a chocolate drizzle and gorgeous strawberries! The ruby red strawberries are freeze-dried for an extra crunch without losing out on REAL stra...

02/09/2022

Picture this: you walk into your home on Valentines Day after a long day at work and your significant other has set out a card, some nice lit candles and a plate full of depressipes Valentine’s Day cookies 🤍♥️

02/07/2022

What’s in our Valentines Box? Glad you asked!

🍓 Chocolate Dipped Strawberry Cookies— chocolate chip cookie drizzled and dipped in chocolate covered in crunchy strawberries
🧁Valentines Sprinkle Cookies— our classic sprinkle cookies with a pink and red twist
💕 Chocolate Raspberry Frosted Cookies— chocolate cookie base with rich raspberry pink frosting
🤎 Salted Caramel Cookies— sugar cookie base topped with sweet caramel frosting and flakey salt

Want one for you or your loved one? We are delivering on Feb 13th or 14th around San Diego, so check out our website to order yours today!

02/04/2022

Announcing Valentines Day Boxes! 💕♥️🤍

Get these special variety boxes delivered to you or your loved one in San Diego this Feb 13th or 14th! Stay tuned for more information or check out the listing on our website!