Bitchin' Bakes

Bitchin' Bakes Bitchin' Bakes: Your local home bakery with an edge. Specializing in handcrafted sourdough creations with fun, craveable flavors.

From the 'Basic Bitch' classic loaf to the 'Sugar&Spice Bitch' cinnamon swirl, there's a spirited loaf for everyone.

bake day pickup is monday from 6–7pm!orders are open until 5pm today. limited bread + cookies available.i’m also testing...
08/01/2026

bake day pickup is monday from 6–7pm!

orders are open until 5pm today. limited bread + cookies available.

i’m also testing a few new recipes 👀 thinking sourdough lemon bars and maybe some fun new cookies…

if anything turns out especially good, you just might find a free sample in your order. consider yourself my official taste tester 🫶

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All bread comes in Sandwich Loaf Shape unless noted or requested. Special Orders outside of normal bake days accepted, just contact us! If you would like to pay by Venmo, select the cash option at checkout and venmo (last 4 of phone number: 2782) STREET PARKING ONLY FOR PICKUP, TH...

It’s been a little quiet around here lately, so we wanted to check in. 🤍If you’ve been wondering where the pop tarts wen...
07/25/2026

It’s been a little quiet around here lately, so we wanted to check in. 🤍

If you’ve been wondering where the pop tarts went… we miss them too.

Life has looked a little different these past few months. After our biggest event ever at our favorite bookstore, Sidetrack Bookshop, Josh started a new job working six days a week, and I found myself covering for two coworkers at my full-time job. On top of that, we’ve walked through two heartbreaking losses in our family and had another parent hospitalized.

To put it simply, we’ve been in the trenches.

The good news? We’re finally starting to find our footing and settle into this new normal.

Which means… we’re baking again (smaller quantities but all the sourdough greatness you love). 🥖✨

Our next pickup will be Monday evening (yes, just two days away!), and we’re bringing back some favorites. Preorders will open at 12:30pm today.

One thing that will probably look a little different moving forward is our schedule. Instead of planning bake days a week in advance, they’ll likely be more spontaneous as we fit them around life.

And don’t forget—our DMs and texts are always open. Even if there isn’t an official bread drop, we’re happy to bake a few loaves, cookies, or pop tarts here and there whenever our schedule allows.

Thank you for sticking with us through this season. We can’t wait to bake for you again. ❤️

TO ORDER THIS WEEK: If you’re craving sourdough or brown butter chocolate chip cookies, message me or text 248-974-2782 ...
04/25/2026

TO ORDER THIS WEEK: If you’re craving sourdough or brown butter chocolate chip cookies, message me or text 248-974-2782 to place a custom order for pickup Tuesday-Thursday after 6pm.

Hi friends!!

It’s been a little quiet over here, but life has been full in the best (and busiest) way lately. Between work picking up speed and a lot of work trips sprinkled in, our bake rhythm got a little off. We’ve missed you all a lot 💛

Behind the scenes, we haven’t slowed down, just shifted seasons. The garden is coming back to life and we’re really leaning into it this year. More intention, better planning, and hopefully a steady flow of blooms, herbs, and maybe even some extra produce to share with you 🌿

One of the things we’re most excited about… we’re getting honey bees 🐝🍯

Thousands of little garden helpers joining us soon, which means future honey for baking and jars is officially part of the dream.

This morning alone we harvested 75+ tulips, which feels like a pretty sweet sign of what’s to come 🌷

All that to say, we’re easing back into baking this week with a few small batches.

TO ORDER THIS WEEK: If you’re craving sourdough or brown butter chocolate chip cookies, message me or text 248-974-2782 to place a custom order for pickup sometime this week.

We’ll also have some specialty peony tulip bouquets available for sale, grown right here in our backyard

$25 for 12 stems

Baking and sharing it with you is still one of our favorite things, and we’re really excited for this next season of bread, flowers, and everything in between. More to come very soon ✨

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Royal Oak, MI
48067

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