A Bakery Affair

A Bakery Affair A brick and morter bussiness that does custom cookies, cakes and more Local orders

Banana bread Just made Open until 3:30159 Highway 60Billings MO
09/01/2026

Banana bread
Just made
Open until 3:30
159 Highway 60
Billings MO

09/01/2026

A Perfectly Reasonable Amount of blow molds

Frank: That’s a lot of pumpkins.
Me: No, that’s a perfectly reasonable amount of pumpkins.
Frank: Did you buy every one you saw?
Me: Vintage blow molds are hard to find. I take what I can get.
Frank: Should I be concerned about Santa being held hostage?
Me: No. He’s just here on a seasonal exchange program.
Frank: Can we at least trade him for a skeleton?
Me: We might already have enough skeletons.
Frank: How dare you.
Me: I’m kidding, Frank. There’s a new axolotl skeleton I really want, but I can’t find it in Canada.
Frank: Fine. We’ll get a T-Rex skeleton instead.
Me: How did you get from a tiny axolotl to a T-Rex?
Frank: It’s not my fault your dreams are smaller than mine.

09/01/2026

Frank Has Discovered Online Shopping

Me: No Frank. You’re not buying any more decorations.
Frank: Just one?
Me: Not a chance.
Frank: What if we set a completely unreasonable Stars goal? if we reach it, I get to pick out one new decoration?
Me: I don’t like where this is headed.
Frank: Let’s say 1,000 Stars. If we get 1,000, I choose the decoration. By myself. No help. No voting.
Me: One thousand Stars is only ten dollars. That isn’t a decoration budget.
Frank: No, the Stars buy me permission. Your money buys the decoration.
Me: Somehow that’s even worse.
Frank: So you’re in?
Me: I didn’t say that.
Frank: You didn’t say no either.
Me: I started this conversation by saying no.
Frank: That was before I explained the excellent plan.

Today is a great day for a sandwich !!Chicken salad, tuna fish, ham &cheese, turkey melt I have fresh made bread for you...
09/01/2026

Today is a great day for a sandwich !!
Chicken salad, tuna fish, ham &cheese, turkey melt
I have fresh made bread for your sandwiches
White $5
Sourdough $6
Open until 3:30
159 Highway 60
Billings MO

09/01/2026

Apparently Frank Is Going Back to School

Me: Frank, why are you dressed for the first day of school?
Frank: Because I live here too. I assumed this was a family event.
Me: The boys are going to school. You’re staying home.
Frank: Well, that explains why nobody packed my lunch.
Me: Frank, you’re 213. School can’t possibly have anything left to teach you.
Frank: Oh, I wasn’t going to learn.
Me: Then what were you planning to do?
Frank: Sit quietly, raise my hand and make friends.
Me: You’ve never done any of those things.
Frank: Exactly. I need school.
Me: You are not going.
Frank: Fine. I’ll stay home alone all day with your credit card.
Me: What kind of sandwich do you want in your lunch?

Today is Tuesday I’m still open until 3:30We have oatmeal raisin cookies Plus we do sugar cookies $2 each or $24 dozen 1...
09/01/2026

Today is Tuesday I’m still open until 3:30
We have oatmeal raisin cookies
Plus we do sugar cookies $2 each or $24 dozen
159 Highway 60
Billings MO

09/01/2026

Some people put a skeleton on the porch. This family suspended the station wagon over the front lawn. 💀😂

Every Halloween they turn the place into what the neighbors call The Possessed Yard: floating car, airborne doghouse, skeletons climbing out of the ground, the whole beautiful disaster.

The owner says the hardest part isn’t building it.

It’s explaining to the insurance company why the station wagon is currently six feet in the air. 🎃🖤

Open today until 2 stop by get a cookie or cheesecake
08/29/2026

Open today until 2 stop by get a cookie or cheesecake

08/27/2026

Frank Has Beef With a Pumpkin

Frank: Who’s this?
Me: He doesn’t have a name. He’s our new decoration.
Frank: I don’t like him.
Me: What? Why not?
Frank: He keeps looking at me funny
Me: He looks at everyone like that.
That’s just his face.
Frank: Well, I don’t trust him.
Me: You’re being ridiculous.
Frank: He hasn’t blinked once since we got here.
Me: Neither have you.
Frank: That’s different. I don’t have eyelids. What’s his excuse?
Me: He met you five minutes ago Frank. Give him time to process it.

Mid morning pick me up a freshly made blueberry scones $4 each Open until 3:30
08/27/2026

Mid morning pick me up a freshly made blueberry scones $4 each
Open until 3:30

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Republic, MO
65738

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+14173663237

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