The Bawdy Bakers

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The Bawdy Bakers Welcome to The B***y Bakers; a small family bakery in Orlando serving decadent treats with a saucy sense of fun.

Risqué, but always family friendly, our addictive delights will lift your spirits and indulge your desires for rich and exotic desserts.

Hey Everybawdy! FREE COOKIES, PLUS A SMILE!Sadly, we are still waiting upon the kind people at the Florida Department o...
11/26/2024

Hey Everybawdy!

FREE COOKIES, PLUS A SMILE!

Sadly, we are still waiting upon the kind people at the Florida Department of Agriculture to give us our food permit. In the six weeks since we started this process have leapt over every hurdle and passed inspection, but Florida's food safety administrators have yet to send us the final form letter, take our money, and email us the permit. (Sigh...)

We will let you know as soon as it comes through.

Sooooooooo...

I've got some wonderful cookies here that I can't sell, and that I don't want to go to waste.

And that means...

While supplies last, if you send us a DM or an email to shawn@theB***yBakers.com, I will create a holiday gift package just for you and personally deliver it to your doorstep FREE in time for Thanksgiving to thank you for your kind support. (YES, FREE COOKIES DELIVERED BY ME TO YOUR DOOR. REALLY!)

And in the meantime, here's a B***y Joke that we hope will make you smile.

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Why do robots make lousy lovers?

Because they nut and bolt!

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Stay B***y!

Come join us as we launch our business at Simply Cheese, 2258 Aloma Ave., Winter Park, FL. We’re here until 3:00pm! Cele...
11/16/2024

Come join us as we launch our business at Simply Cheese, 2258 Aloma Ave., Winter Park, FL. We’re here until 3:00pm! Celebrate our first sales!

So, while we wait for the Florida Department of Agriculture to grant us our vendor’s license (they’re still recovering f...
11/10/2024

So, while we wait for the Florida Department of Agriculture to grant us our vendor’s license (they’re still recovering from the last hurricane), here’s our 4-color display art and some ad copy for our Sugar Daddy cookies.

There it is. Our very first cookie off the home kitchen assemble line! We’re gearing for up our company’s first commerci...
10/30/2024

There it is. Our very first cookie off the home kitchen assemble line! We’re gearing for up our company’s first commercial launch in just a few days. So stay tuned for details. And stay B***y!

T-minus seven days and counting to the public launch of our delightful family business. We’re hitting the ground running...
10/25/2024

T-minus seven days and counting to the public launch of our delightful family business. We’re hitting the ground running with our mini-orgasmatrons—the Sugar Daddies. One hundred grams of decadent goodness. Their perfect balance of savory Macadamia nuts and sweet white chocolate and toffee crumble has to be experienced to be believed. Could they be the best cookies in Orlando? Try one and see for yourself. Coming to Winter Park next week. Details to follow.

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