Get Cheeky

09/03/2026

A cookie? Technically.

But Cheekies have never been very good at following the rules.

5 inches. 8+ ounces. Thick, chewy, loaded, and somewhere between a cookie cake, a brownie, and a tart.

There are 25+ Suspects in the case file, with 6 released each week. And some of them have been known to show up on T-shirts, hoodies, and stickers.

One bite and the whole case changes.

Call it a cookie if you want to. We know better.

Investigate the current lineup at getcheekycookies.com

08/31/2026

🚨 BOLO EXTENDED 🚨

Three Get Cheeky tees are still up for grabs.

Follow GET CHEEKY™, like this post, and tag an accomplice below.
Each DIFFERENT accomplice tagged = another entry.

3 winners. 1 tee each. Your tee. Your choice.

Entries close Sunday, September 6 at 8:00 PM (PT).
Winners announced September 7.

See the full tee lineup at getcheekycookies.com.

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08/25/2026

🚨 GCPD // ACTIVE BOLO 🚨

Three subjects are WANTED FOR QUESTIONING.

Charges are unclear. The wardrobe situation is not.

THREE winners will each choose ONE Get Cheeky tee.

WANT IN?

🔎 Follow
🖤 Like this post
👥 Tag your accomplices in the comments

Each different accomplice tagged = 1 entry.
Multiple entries allowed. Tag wisely.

The Suspect lineup is bigger than what you saw here — each winner gets to choose their tee from the eligible Get Cheeky designs.

BOLO EXPIRES:
Sunday, August 30 at 8:00 PM PT

3 winners drawn August 31.

Open to U.S. residents 18+. No purchase necessary. Void where prohibited. Winners will be selected at random from eligible entries and contacted by only. We will never ask for payment or financial information to claim a prize.

This giveaway is not sponsored, endorsed, administered by, or associated with Instagram or Facebook.

Think you can get away with it?

08/24/2026

So what the hell IS a Cheeky?

5 inches across. More than half a pound. Baked to order. Built somewhere between a cookie cake, a tart and a brownie.

And every one has a personality.

Not a cookie. A cheeky.

The current suspects are waiting at getcheekycookies.com.

📍Orangevale pickup

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08/22/2026

CASE FILE OPEN. 🚨

The wait is over.

The suspects have been processed, the evidence secured, and Get Cheeky is officially OPEN FOR BUSINESS.

Choose your suspects. Secure the evidence.
Then come get your Cheekies.

GRAND OPENING IS LIVE NOW.

👉 getcheekycookies.com

Get Cheeky. Stay Sweet.

08/21/2026

24 HOURS.

The suspects have been processed.
The evidence is secured.
The case file is ready.

Tomorrow morning, we open it.

GET CHEEKY GRAND OPENING
Saturday, August 22 • 8:00 AM

Set the alarm. Choose your suspects.
Be ready.

08/20/2026

**EVIDENCE IS BEING PROCESSED.**

New packaging. New case files. Same highly questionable suspects.

Everything is being booked, processed and prepared for release.

**CASE FILE REOPENS:**
Saturday, August 22 • 8:00 AM

Consider this your warning.

08/18/2026

THE QUESTION KEEPS COMING UP.

“So… what the hell is a Cheeky?”

Fair question.

The evidence speaks for itself. 👆

CASE FILE REOPENS:
Saturday, August 22 • 8:00 AM

Come hungry. Bring an accomplice.

08/16/2026

The case file opens Saturday, August 22 at 8:00 AM (PT).

A new lineup of Suspects. Limited weekly quantities. Five inch, half-pound+ Cheekies with absolutely no interest in behaving themselves.

The investigation continues.

📍 Pickup in Orangevale, CA
🔎 getcheekycookies.com

08/14/2026

A couple of weeks ago, I had the pleasure of being asked for an interview by Reporter, Tom Sullivan, to talk about Get Cheeky. And so…. Get Cheeky was featured in today’s Citrus Heights Messenger! Look for us in the American River Messenger next week!

My cheeks were flushed. It started as an ordinary day, just an ordinary news assignment.